#lily help

[28nites]

LILY??????

[lulublack90]

Prompt 26 - Slumped

@jegulus-microfic December 26, Word count 267

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If James could twiddle his thumbs right now, that is exactly what he would be doing, but as it was, he was magically glued to the floor of his dorm room beside one of his best friends while the brass band they charmed to never stop playing droned on, repeating the same song over and over.

They’d expected Peter back by now, but with Regulus and Sirius free inside the castle, he was probably lying low.

They had tried shouting for help until Remus pointed out that one of them, probably Regulus, would have put a silencing charm on the door, so they might as well save their breath.

James watched the clouds pass across the only window he could just see out of. He described the shapes to Remus until Remus told him to shut up, and then they just lay there in silence, waiting for someone to come in and free them.

“Oi, Potter!” Lily barged in. “If you’re naked, get dressed; we’re supposed to be at a meeting with McGonagall!” The brass band cut off, leaving the room deafeningly quiet. “You lot are so weird,” she commented.

“Er, Lily,” James said, knowingly adding to the weird. “Little help?” Lily rolled her eyes at the pair, and James thought for a second she was going to turn around and leave them there.

“Which one did you piss off?” She asked as she helped them to their feet. James slumped against the bedpost.

“Both,” he admitted.

“Ha! Good luck with that,” Lily snorted and grabbed James, pulling him out of the room and towards McGonagall’s office.

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[max-must-die]

This game takes forever and i have to download more and THIS PHONE SUCKS but im so scared to ask my mommy to let me have it on my main phone because i had it before and she deleted it so i need help coming up with a real argument for why i should be allowed to have twisted wonderland

[the-scientists-grimm]

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[joshtriesathing]

I suddenly really wanna draw a comic but like. . . What about?

[mind-the-g-l-ass]

when you’re tryna hit a girl up on ig but she ain’t online

[notsoarrogant]

 defiantcharms replied to your post:daddy wut were you and mummy doing last night? it looked like you were wrestling, but you don't wrestle wif no clothes on daddy

….James are you threatening our child with AZKABAN over teenage sex?

     "...Yes? I mean, when our child is older...       they'll be given the Talk       and then they'll know. But for now,       we don't need them running around naked       asking people to wrestle like their parents       ....right?"

[empressofhotdogs-blog]

HELP?????

My mom is playing the yaoi R18 game she bought for /herself/. I'm between amused and frightened. More on this story as it develops.