#lit jokes

[me3dia]

I would enjoy a Judy Blume/Terry Pratchett crossover/mashup titled “Are You There Gods? It’s Me, Magrat.”

[schroedingerscryptid]

pretty homophobic that i can’t do a soliloquy in real life where is the audience that hears my innermost thoughts when i’m on my lonesome. a bitch needs someone to listen to them ramble sometimes.

[redclaysoliloquy]

💀

[amatalefay]

I cannot believe I am writing a cute, flirtatious game of footsie-under-the-table between Agamemnon, leader of men, and Clytemnestra “Quickly, Fetch Me My Man-Slaying Axe” of Mycenae.

[admiralcanthackett]

The morlocks have the time machine.

[thesunshinydays]

me, writing a paper: okay so, I have to make sure to go check for any grammar errors so I dont lose more points than i should

me, doing a writing prompt in spenserian verse: if i f*** up the grammar in stupid ways to make it fit the meter, it’s truer to the original

[shelbylookshuman]

Kwanzaa and Hanukka are LIT available on products at Lookhuman.com!

[amatalefay]

*squints*

I’m onto you, Odysseus.