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Game night at the DTeam household

Quoted DIRECTLY from my brother and his best friend while playing Catan

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"Friends? No thanks."

"..."

"Best friends."

"Fuck you."

"Yeah, fuck me."

[kisses sloppily all gay and yearning and pouring out their blue and yellows]

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my friends found an leitner of the hunt

I live in an area with a lot of turkeys. Not like farmland or anything, just turkeys. wild turkeys. These wild turkeys regularly attack pedestrians, especially during mating season. my neighbor once got bitten by one on her way to work. This is important context for later in the story. So my friends are walking home from school, and they find this book lying on the side of the road. You know, like one of those yard sale things but with a singular item. It is, oddly enough, a book on accounting. That part has absolutely nothing to do with the story. I just thought it was funny. Anyway. So my friends are walking along. It’s like a pretty quiet street. residential. Mostly just houses. One of my friends decides to dramatically read out from the book. For funsies. And then, the turkeys appear. My friend swears that they appeared out of nowhere. They were, apparently not many places for a turkey to hide on that street. It’s a whole pack of them. There’s this male turkey, and his harem of female turkeys. Idk, bro is a player.

They start advancing towards my friends, menacingly most people in my town know that the way to defend against turkeys is to make yourself look bigger. My friends are, unfortunately, short. Like, not trying to be mean but three raccoons in a trenchcoat would probably be taller than most of them. So the turkey start chasing them. And turkeys are fast. One of my friends has the smart idea to throw that accounting book at them and they just, stop. Like, the moment they put down the book, the turkeys ignore them and go back to whatever they were doing before the book apparently summoned them to attack my friends. I don’t know if they ever went back for the book, but I doubt it.