#literally i cannot

[softspades]

mfs be like: "this is your bbg?"

like yes he is and this is how he looks like when he's sick

and this is how he looks like in an axolotl onesie, yw

and yes, I will always pick the "babygirl" option if it's there

[drrobeatnic]

tbh eggman

[halliewriteshockey]

A few weeks ago, I introduced a friend to my love of goalies and she said it gave her a mental image of me reading to a group of baby goalies from “The Little Goalie That Could”. I immediately had to commission it from an artist I knew would do it justice, and boy did she deliver.

Flower in my lap, chewing on his lil goalie stick! Elvis trying to see the pictures! Juuse, Igor, and Georgie listening so intently, and Spencer and Thatcher doing battle in the foreground, I need to lie down for a thousand years over how fucking cute this is!!

Anyway the artist is @greatveiledbear and she deserves so much recognition for how incredible and talented she is. THANK YOU ROWAN!!

[pattinsonroberto]

Robert Pattinson for The Observer Magazine [2019]

[grumpytrans]

do all of these people having babies during the pandemic realize that they're birthing Baby Boomers 2

[writefasttalkevenfaster]

I got an offer to come back post-grad at my dream job

I am screaming

[darkwood-sleddog]

omg fb dog folks “If he’s doing well in shows that’s what matters.” when discussing conformation critique. I can’t. I can’t. This is why the dog fancy is so messed up and breeds have become exaggerated, because they’re breeding for ring wins. Please. I beg you. Don’t normalize this.

[mentallyinwalmart]

Sansa after getting her Geography grade back, 292AC, colorized