#hilarious text posts

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contributing to the online discourse:

during earthquakes coffins become underground maracas

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*scrolling through party city's website searching for cute halloween costumes* Me: maybe no halloween for me this year...

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SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. USER: 50damnboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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My Fairy Tail Text Posts

I saw some of these and thought ‘why not ill make some of my own’

Hope you liked them ^-^

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When you're a high class font, are you considered a part of the upper case? Which means the low class fonts are in the lower case

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Funny Things About Being in America

• Watching the South lose their shit whenever it snows • Watching the North get confused when the South loses their shit when it snows • Listening to people from the South who think 60º is super cold • Listening to people from the North who think 80º is super hot • Listening to the two argue about how stupid each person is • Watching every state yell at California to "just use the water to their left to fix the drought and wild fires" • Watching California have an anxeity attack becuase no one will let them explain that its not that simple • Watching everyone slowly realize how shitty our society is becoming. and watching the older generations blame the younger generations for the shit they started • Watching people freak out about how they think the Confederate flag represents slavery, when in reality it's a symbol of history that has nothing to do with slavery and just represnets the south of what it used to be when it was independent from the North. (it also would've been awkward if you had the same flag as the place you were declaring independancy from) Add more to this list, all views welcome!

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Trailer Bitch. 😂

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I literally miss talking to you guys so much someone come tell me about your day or month or crush or a funny story or ask me something idgaf