#locana

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Loke: what the fuck is "🥺"

Loke: use your words i don't speak bottom

Cana: sure you don't buddy

[omnikae]

Fairy Tail Reacts: Larcana Ship

Cana: He's cute.

Larcade: I don't understand why this exists and why you assume that I would care. I'm leaving.

Cana: .....kind of a dick though.

Zeref: Definitely.

Natsu: I don't really know what is going on.

Lucy: What do you think of this couple.

Natsu: THEY'RE A COUPLE?!?!

Lucy: -facepalm-

Gray: Well then I wanna know what her other "ships" think. Let's do that.

LuCana.

Mavis: What do you think Lucy?

Lucy: Whatever makes Cana happy I guess.

Cana: -grabs Lucy's boobs- These make me feel happy.

Lucy: C-Cana.

LoCana.

Loke: OH NO HE CAN'T HAVE CANA'S BODY...ONLY ME!

Cana: Welp we're done here.

Hibicana.

Hibiki: Well I think...-dragged away by Jenny-

Jenny: Carry on Brunette.

Cana: We're done here too.

Juvana.

Juvia: Juvia think Cana deserves whats best for her. If she is Happy then Juvia is happy.

Happy: Aye.

Cana: Aww thanks Juvi. Love you -kisses forehead-

CanaJane.

Mirajane: Well Cana are you cheating on us?

Cana: I'd never cheat on you Mira.

Mirajane: LIES!

Cana: Calm down Mira. I'm sorry.

Mirajane: Fine. -huff-

FreCana.

Freed: I'm sure Larcade will indeed NOT care about Cana but I will admit that it exists for a reason so....meh.

Cana: Wow Thanks Freed.

Freed: You're welcome.

Cana: I was being sarcas-

Freed: -puts finger over her mouth- ssshhh

Baccana.

Bacchus: I knew you were WILD!

Cana: You know it. Wanna grab a drink?

Bacchus: -backs away slowly-

Cana: -hears spark crackle-

Laxana.

Laxus: .......

Cana: ....Sparky?

Laxus: ........-gets up and leaves-

Cana: Laxus come back. It's ok. Don't be mad.

Gildarts: Ha! Jealous Looooser.

Laxus: I WILL TEAR BOTH YOUR ARMS OFF, BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH ONE, AND SHOVE THE METAL ONE UP YOUR A-

Cana: Anyway! Thanks for reading their opinions. Have a good one.

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Cana: Don’t you guys think it’s so cool how we all sleep so differently?

Cana: I sleep on my stomach, Erza sleeps on her back, Mirajane sleeps on her side, Loke sleeps with everyone-

Loke:

Loke: ...fuck you

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Cana: When was the last time you got laid?

Loke: When was the last time you came home sober?

Cana: Touché

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Loke: You know, I actually have a black belt.

Cana: Oh in what, Karate?

Loke: No, from Gucci

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Cana: *sighs* Loke: You bored? Cana: Yeah. Loke: Wanna start drama for no reason? Cana: Thought you’d never ask.

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Loke: Can I see you at 8?

Cana, slipping on a camo jacket: You can try.

[paololocascio]