#lokilover9

[imagine-loki]

Imagine Thor walking in on Loki letting his four year old daughter apply makeup to his face.

He smirks leaning into the doorway. "Long time no see my darling niece. Who's the clown you've acquired?"

Glancing mischievously at his brother, Loki whispers something that excites her.

"Yaaaay!" She shouted. "Father said you promised to be next!"

'Fuck.' Thought uncle nitwit.

[lokilickedme]

Hello 'Oh Talented One.' My question is for Glenda. Will you ever tell us how you know so much about King and why you dislike each other so much? (I don't believe she ever went up that mountain)

Glenda:  King and I don’t dislike each other - we’ve known each a very long time and I knew his family.  I suppose we’re a bit antagonistic with each other from time to time, but that’s just how we relate to each other (he’s always been a cranky bastard).  I try to keep an eye on him and arrange for things he needs but won’t ask for.  Plus I run his favorite pub, so I probably see him more than anyone else in the village.

As for whether I’ve ever been up the mountain - lots of times, actually.  But not for that.  King McClary’s not my type.

[imagine-loki]

Imagine having a little Maltipoo. She falls so in love your boyfriend Loki that every time he visits, she hogs him to herself and barks whenever you get near.

[imagine-loki]

Imagine Loki's your gorgeous new Dentist trying to inspect a problematic tooth. Then he makes a request that catapults your mind into the gutter, while wishing his much older assistant would take a hike.

"Open just a little wider, darling? My equipment needs to get closer."

You brazenly address the assistant. "Aren't there tools you could be sanitizing?"

[imagine-loki]

Imagine being a warrior princess, known for your courage and fierceness. Loki wants to bed you, but you find him obnoxious. All the more reason for him to pursue you.

[imagine-loki]

Imagine adopting a kitten that falls totally in love with Loki. He smirks at your plight. "Are you jealous, darling?"

You. "Kinda."

Loki. "Don't be. For a tiny ball of fluff, he has claws sharper than a sword."

You. "Wuss."

Loki. "What did you call me?"

[imagine-loki]

Imagine convincing your fiance, Loki, to help you babysit your four-year-old quad nieces and five-month-old nephew. Bedtime nears and while he reads to them, you take the babe upstairs to feed him before bed. After you leave, one claims to need the toilet but sneaks into the kitchen to hunt for treats. Something goes wrong, Loki rushes to her and the others decide it’s party time, giving their uncle an eye-popping view into parenthood.

[imagine-loki]

Imagine Loki having a teenage love interest that Thor woos from him on a dare. On their first date, Loki follows invisible and slips a tasteless, colorless potion into his food. One that causes uncontrollable flatulence.

Soon, he's back at the palace replacing his clone in the courtyard. "Eh he he he. Too bad butt plugs don't fit into wallets, brother."