#lordposting

[madnessofmen]

Too many rich people buying medieval castles and then renovating the interior to look like a completely normal 21st century house. Sorry but if you're going to live in a castle you need to commit to the bit. If I lived in a castle I would restore it just enough to be barely liveable and pretend I was a poor but prideful nobleman in his crumbling estate, still clinging to the last vestiges of his family's fading name.

[sharkenthusiast]

you all hate me for my insane swag. or so my new trustworthy vizier, Bartholemew Snaketongue tells me

[thequeericalhorror]

this drawing legit made my friend cry out of disgust

like, actively bawling My sona is so hot and awesome trust (very rough sketch btw, working on a good one now)

[butchbabydaddy]

only feeding my collared serf gruel rn bc they didn’t grow enough grain in the summer harvest #badserf #lordposting

[godsfavouritesoul]

Sometimes, when I watch the knights coming home from their quests, I wonder — if for only a moment — how sweet the red that coats their swords must taste.

[rogueishlike]

The problem with playing chess is that my opponent is always messing with my plans. Little do they know, before the game I planted a perfectly angled mirror so that I can see all their pieces.

[megthemaggot]

it's just me and my ornamental hermit against the world

[tomandjerrysdivorcelawyer]

Gollum would not be able to beat most people in a fair fight but I know he’s snapping necks when no one is looking