I wish for a knight so that I may gnaw upon their strong arms like a wolf with a bone. I wish to bite
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I wish for a knight so that I may gnaw upon their strong arms like a wolf with a bone. I wish to bite
I doth proclaim that I — the liege regent of this land and heir to all before me — am besotted by the need to escape the confines of the palace to once again see the great blue forests and the ocean that doth lay beneath
I have been seated upon this horrendous chaise — that one must wonder if it was designed by the devil — for what seems to have been half a fortnight waiting for my portrait to be completed, and after such an arduous time the painter stands and announces he cannot move forward with the work for he has brought but a charcoal with him. A CHARCOAL?!!!
No paint nor brush to speak of!! I have sat here until my legs have turned numb and my arms are cold from a lack of blood for what?
Pray the lord give me strength.
The stars are bright and burning blue in the endless night, the air a soothing cold. From deep within the castle rats scurry and feet shuffle, performing the duties that must go unseen by the gentry — polishing pans and tidying the great hall, the cooks already starting on the next day’s feast. The dowager duke and duchess have long since retired to their chambers, and those who need not be awake lay within their own rooms sound asleep. It is still enough to seem as if I am the only thing alive in this wing of the castle.
The servants corridors are much narrower than I am used to, so much so that I must duck my head and hold my lantern close to my chest to fit through. It makes it hard to see the map on my hand — provided by way of one of my lady-mother’s maids.
It’s two more left turns before I see the old wooden door ahead of me; it’s heavy, some form of oak and iron, though the handle is red as an arbutus tree. It sticks as I push against it, and gives way with a soft groan.
The training grounds should be empty at this time of night, targets strewn along the edges of the courtyard arena — the dirt has been compacted to seem like dusted stone by the many heralded knights that have passed through these barracks in my lord-father’s employ. I make my way to one of the weapons closets, the swords are blunted for practice but they’re still heavy as a true blade.
I open the doors, cringing as the hinges squeal — it reminds me a bit of the pigs kept outside the castle walls. Two seconds pass before I take hold of one of the blades, it’s heavier than expected and it drags slightly on the wood for a moment before I lift it fully. Something about how it fits in my hands seems right, as if for once something has been molded to me rather than I to it.
I turn to one of the targets still standing, square my shoulders, and swing.
(Hey hey!!! Sorry this took a bajillion years— pls lmk if anything should be tweaked or is a bit confusing, this is not super proofread—
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I sigh heavily, sitting in my study late at night, a sprawl of different parchments laid out on the table. I took my duties with pride, but this was a bit absurd. A recent duel between two knights wasn’t properly documented, now it’s turned into this mess.
“Gods above,” I whisper to myself, palming my eyes with a groan.
It’d be better to get some fresh air before continuing to slam my head against the wall. I push the chair back in as calmly as I can and make my way out of the room, stepping into the dark halls of the keep. I always enjoyed the quiet stillness. It kept me grounded, let me think.
That was, until I heard something rather out of the ordinary. A footstep. Several, in fact. The stride of someone taking their time. More importantly, that someone wasn’t me. I quietly stalked toward the source of the footsteps, not moving to quickly as to avoid detection. Eventually, I heard a door open, the door to the training yard. I’d heard it a thousand times. Why would a petty thief go out into the training yard? There are no sharp weapons or valuables. Unless this wasn’t a thief. That possibility intrigued me far more.
I snuck out a side entrance to the training yard, squatting behind a bush to look out over the main area. There was the figure I’d been tracking, but it was too dark to make out any details. Judging by their voice, they were a young man, and the rhythm of their footsteps and strikes were amateurish. Clearly inexperienced.
Well, they certainly didn’t seem a thief, at least. But now I was curious what their actual motive for being here was. I decided that I wasn’t going to figure that out just sitting here.
I stood up and strode out from the bushes, calling out. “You there, what’s your business here?” I kept a decent distance, just in case this stranger was dangerous and chose to charge at me. “I am the Hound Knight of this keep, I demand you speak up.”
The voice startles me.
None should be awake in the training grounds at this time of night, lest they wish to be dead on their feet come morning drills — or tis what I had been assured of by the maid. I weigh my options, should it truly be a knight of my lord father’s— my employ, there shall be no reason to draw sword nor run, but many a thief and ransomer have taken up the garb of paladin or page for way of a plot most foul.
If this is to be the case, there aught be a door near enough to escape through — though I doubt it would be a feasible plan with such an unwieldy weapon in my hand. I turn, lowering the training weapon, though I dare not drop it. Rather I stand as my lady-mother did teach me — tall as my spine allows, shoulders drawn back and feet planted against the dusted floor.
“I am no one of concern, sir knight.”
Lord, pray this stranger question me no further. Thieves may be dealt with, and ransomers offered gold enough for my freedom, but to be found shirking my duties — much less sneaking off to this place — would be a disgrace to my house that I cannot afford.
The green wool of my hood is scratching at my brow, and the sword still weighs heavy in my hands. I will not have my newfound sanctuary taken away so quickly. Though I know the metal is blunted, I adjust my grip. It should be a fine enough club should something occur.
“I pray ‘twas not I whom awoke you.”
dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me
Dear Lord and herald, I be of thee let not mine words of yesternight find purchase in thine mind. ‘Tis not a proper reflection of my soul.
I pray thee not let page nor knave nor noblemen hear my voice when the bards come ‘round to play their tunes.
It compels me act in ways much unbecoming of one of my station.
‘Tis not that I am one to crave affection, nor one that feels joy at that sort of touch of another, but in nights such as this I cannot help but wish for proximity. I care not the form that the intimacy takes, be it swords and teeth or hands and lips or arms and whispers, anything will do.
Lord, I simply need to feel another body near my own
I offer my kindest wishes toward your academic endeavors.
‘Tis the way of the lord-father, it seems, to so brusquely dismiss the aspirations of the youth. Too often they are willfully ignorant of the ever-broadening opportunities granted by this new age of information and technology. Though I pray his intention is one of caution and not malice, let the coldness of his heart harden not your own, neither let the sharpness of his words dull the spark of passion for your study, lest you find the same bitterness in your own heart in due time.
Rigorous though the selection may be, do not question your place among your peers. Doubt is a poison all too easy to indulge in. Moreover, fret not over your need for correspondence from your mentors. As unbecoming as it feels to humbly ask for a receipt of acknowledgement, such figures are oft well acquainted with the need for such documentation.
I beg your pardon for offering advice where it was not requested, but the worries weighing on your heart reminded me much of mine own in the time I sought to study the arts. Take heart, the uncertainty clouding your path will not linger forever.
Much thanks I have to offer thee, stranger. Your words have helped ease the troubles of my mind. I understand — though they may sting — my lord-father’s words hold no malice nor bite. It is fear for health and house that bids him gnash his teeth.
In the short days since my grievances I did air, I have further spoken with my mentors. Though the need to ask for proof of achievement continues to set my skin itching like the plague, I see the need for it and that those whom I have studied under have answered this request from many a student before me. I must not be the worst pupil to have made such a request of them.
There is no pardon to be given, stranger, for I must welcome any guidance set ‘fore me. Your words are welcome ones, friend. I ask of the Lord that, wherever you have found yourself since your studies, fortune has found its way to you.
I think I’m high on the woods, not a substance for anything but my soul, but I love it
Requesting letters of introduction from those whose tutelage I have studied under in order to pursue my studies in the alchemical and arcane at the King’s academy. My lord-father has denounced my work and wishes as a fool’s quest, though my lady-mother tells me that it is needed for a young noble to become worldly, lest they turn their estates to ruin. Nevertheless, his words cut deep. The process of selection is rigorous, nary a flaw nor crack be shown lest my peers throw me out and to the wolves. For one such as I to beg for scraps of ink on paper doth make my stomach churn, but the reward should I succeed in this feat shall more than pay for the discomfort. Oh Lord above let me succeed.
The plague still hath hold o’er my flesh, though its grasp on my soul doth weaken.
I may see the light of day and the air of health again ‘fore my ten-and-seventh year, but for now I am bid rest by my kin.
The Lord may smile down upon our duchy after all
unfortunately, many a cur sen thyselves as knights while the knights regard thyself as knave. the laypeople are calling it 'vibe dysphoria', your Despised
Do you think that knights rested their hands on their collars like football players do?
You've been given a set of menacing black armor, what color are you choosing to accent it with?
Red
Green
Purple
Blue
White
Pink
Yellow
Orange
More black
Azure, to symbolize strength and the honour of my bond
Green, for ‘tis the colour of the coat of arms painted ‘cross the land in honour of my forefathers’ triumphs that granted us our land and title.
I wear it with pride, for ‘twas a victory ordained by the Lord himself. I hope that should I ever find myself or my house in need of miracles, the Lord shall see the green and remember the favour He held towards my family and grant us it as well.
I shall say that my lady-mother has halfway pulled herself from the grips of the plague, though my lord-father and dear sibling have fallen prey to its clutches again. I feel that I am next.
It is not that I fear not only that I too should succumb to the beast of pestilence but yet that I should spend both the first days of my new studies in bed, as well as the celebration of my 10-and-7th years beginning. I cannot have this be such a miserable affair as that of yesteryear, though it seems like the Lord may not give me much choice nor reprieve from the demands of this land within that time.
Tis such a miserable way to spend the anniversary of one’s birth, but at the very least ‘tis an excuse for why none shall come. Far brighter a tale than the truth. I doubt a soul would remember should I not remind them. Maybe, next year, I shall not.
Not oft doth the Knight go unfettered through their realm.
The yoke of servitude, be’eth to highblooded nobility or higher powers yet, oft chafes at thy neck, weights upon thy shoulders.
E’er the more important, then, to indulge thine idle whims— in the secret recess of solace, if thou must, but indulge them.
In what moments art afforded thee, ne’er forget to humour the flowering growths of the land, the taste of rain as it doth fall, the dance of stars ‘pon that grandest tapestry, Night…
Behold the majesty of this world outstretched afore thee, witness its passage through time through thine own lense, Life; take heart in the knowledge that it is thine.