#lukeincorrect

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Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?

Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!

*meanwhile*

Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?

Lucifer: Very much.

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Solomon: *on the phone* Hi, I'd like to order a cake.

Person on the phone: Alright, and what would you like the cake to say?

Solomon: *covers phone speaker and whispers to Luke* Do we want a talking cake?

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Solomon: [drawing a pentagram on the floor]

Luke: What are you doing?

Solomon: You told me to satanize the house.

Luke: I SAID SANITIZE, SOLOMON.

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Luke: you have no idea what i'm capable of!

Beel: don't take it personally, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake

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Simeon: I am going to need you to swear-

Solomon: Fuck.

Luke: [Gasps]

Simeon: ...swear as in promise.

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Satan: Why do you guys like being in the rain?

Luke: I like splashing in the puddles!

Belphie: I’m trying to get hit by lightning

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Luke: I must tell Simeon how delicious these candies are-

Beel: Luke, what are you eating?

Luke: [chews faster]

Beel: WHAT ARE YOU EATING??

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Simeon: what do we do when we feel sad?

MC: we hug a dog!

Simeon: correct!

Simeon & MC: [hugs Luke]

Luke: HEY!