S/I: Have you seen my hat?
F/O, wearing S/I's hat: No. Why are you asking me? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Do not ask me any more questions.
S/I: Okay. Thank you anyway.

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S/I: Have you seen my hat?
F/O, wearing S/I's hat: No. Why are you asking me? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Do not ask me any more questions.
S/I: Okay. Thank you anyway.
im actually a little monkey in the zoo who stole a phone and has been running this blog in secret, but im starting to think the zookeepers on to me