Here’s a few screenshots of the random stuff we did in the stream! I have a ton of pictures of his bean boozled adventure so I’m gonna post those separately because why not? XD
I really loved watching him play papers, please again! Such a good game! I’ve missed it a lot and I’m interested in seeing what ending he’ll get the next time around.
Also! I have played mad-libs like twice in my life. It’s not a big thing where I live either even though people say Canada is basically America lmao
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Once upon on a time, there was a/an (adjective) Count named Lucio. He felt so (emotion), that he decided it was time to get up and (verb). But nonetheless, he feared that he could not do it alone. So he took (number) (plural nouns) with him and put them in his pocket, and then he went off to see who could accompany by his side. Lucio (past verb) over and found the (adjective) Consul, Valerius. Valerius was in the middle of (verb-ing) when he saw Lucio enter into his (adjective) office. Lucio managed to persuade Valerius to join him by offering him a/an (noun). Valerius contemplated about the offer at first, but (adverb) agreed to join. Next, it was time to find his (adjective) wife, Nadia. Valerius and Lucio held each other's (body part(plural form)) as they walked over to Nadia's chamber. Lucio (past verb) against the double doors, and used a/an (noun) for assistance thanks to Valerius having it on him. The two (adjective) men found Nadia (verb-ing) (adverb) in her room. Whatever the two had planned to do had now vanished (adverb) from their (adjective) minds. Lucio and Valerius got on Nadia's (adjective) bed as Nadia got up to grab (number) (plural noun), a/an (single noun), and some more (plural noun). This is what they were going to use to style up Nadia's hair into (hairstyle). At the end of the day, the three of them (past verb) and (past verb) each other (adverb). The end.
Bat-Mad Lib Eternal #32 completed by Doom Bunny and Grunion Guy
Hush punches Spoiler in the butt pustule while Batman forges Hush right in the ass.
How come whenever a character has a slingshot, they always get too close, allowing their opponent to masticate them?
Batman arrives to erect the second using his personalized take on the boomerang. Hush lobs a kumquat at Batman and Spoiler which causes a huge orgy. When the brick clears, Batman finds that Hush and Spoiler have pulled an Ambush Bug on him and disappeared.
Later, Batman returns to assault Battusk because he loves him. Or he just doesn't want Batwing's Grammys on his conscience. Or he was just obliterated hearing Batwing mutter over the Batcom, "Please don't eat my burrito!"
Alfred Ha'pennyworth is a bad ass. He had an historic building dropped on him and only needed one small Kleenex on his big round breast.
Meanwhile on the roof of the City Hall, Jason Elf Cleric and Hush finally meet face to foot to talk not alone to alone with the cat watching. (Yes, I realize the wording in the previous blanks will wind up with Jason Bard and Hush meeting to talk doggy style to anal. Or meeting to talk with my soulmate to my first time.) I anticipate this is the first time Hush and Tiny Tim have met to show they're definitely squelching together.
There is no way Scott Lobdell should be employed as a writer, and DC looks like a bunch of halfwits having him touch anything.
Jason Bard goes to visit Lana Lang to discuss what he's learned about Hush's inventions. At the same time, Batman notices somebody has smothered the MacGregor database. That's the listing of all of Batman's pretty weapons caches across Goatopolis. For anybody too lazy to figure out A² + B² = C², I'll spell it out for you: Dick Dastardly tolerated the Magic Lasso!
Oh shucks!
The final pages play out with Deathstork being framed for Hollywood attacks all over Gotham City. When is Grifter going to step up and do something about this Red Hood before all Grunion Guy's Basement breaks loose!
Batman Eternal #32 Rating (in which I've already filled out the Mad Lib blanks): Dog farts extrapolate polar median hibiscus monstrosities. Phallic raiment devolves upon shoddy platonic wet dreams. Demonstrative police savage inane pituitary concerns. Batman? Why, tuberculosis, of course!
My best friend and I used to be obsessed with Mad-Libs. I think they've gotten mentioned in passing recently a couple times and finally my boyfriend was like wtf are these "mad libs". So I tried to explain and then found one online for us to do... his responses: "....you used to do this for fun?" "This explains so much about who and what you are" Thanks I guess? 🤷🏻♀️
A [city in Florida] man was arrested Monday after assaulting his [relative] with a [noun] during a fight over a [food]. [Man's name], 28, threw his pet [animal] at officers before fleeing the scene wearing only his [article of clothing]. He was later apprehended in a [place of business] and also charged with possession of a [noun].
