#wolfstar text posts

[wolvesandshine]

Remus *angrily*: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Sirius: Yes actually. Multiple times. To ensure my magic was working or whatever.

Remus: Now I’m just sad for you

[siriuslyfxckedup]

James: So lets get this plan straight.

Sirius: *Staring at Remus* How can anything be straight when people like him exist.

James:

Peter:

Remus: *Melting and going soft*

[mionesgaze]

Remus: you're on thin ice now

Sirius: no, I'm on the floor

Remus: it's an expression

Sirius: no, it's the carpet

[siriuslyfxckedup]

Remus: I should really do sports.

Sirius: Why not do me instead

Remus: ...

Sirius: ...

[siriuslyfxckedup]

Wolfstar and texting.

Sirius: Hey Moony

Remus: Hi daddy

Remus: I meant paddy but what's the difference

[siriuslyfxckedup]

Textposts based on conversations with my friends part one.

Sirius: When the muggles landed on the moon did that make them aliens to the moon because they weren't born there?

Remus: Sirius fucking sleep its 3am!!

James: *From another room* MUGGLES ARE ALIENS?!?!?!