#marauders headcanons

[ashtreesandorangeroses]

Evan in public: *says something indescribably filthy*

Barty in public: *hits him right back*

(shock, horror)

Rosekiller in private: *cuddling chastely, no sexual acts whatsoever, curled up on Regulus' bed*

Regulus:

Regulus: fucking hell

[thelegitcasper]

not james potter being the most adhd-coded character ever. like what did you MEAN he canonically left his wand on the sofa when going to fight mr noseless???? thats like textbook stuff. and his fanon sunshine personality and need for everyone to like him? like cmon its right there

[oh-phoenixx]

hc that regulus hates pda so much that he's always at least three feet away from james in public. even if they're around rosekiller, who are practically dry humping each other on the sofa right across from them, regulus won't even hold james's hand.

this leads people to believe that reg just doesn't like physical intimacy in any way. the pairing confuses sirius especially because james is such a clingy person and regulus is averse to physical touch. james is making heart eyes at regulus from across the great hall for all to see while regulus ignores him.

but when they're alone? regulus needs every inch of his body to be touching james's, he needs to be lying on top of him, hands under his boyfriend's shirt because how dare cloth get in the way of james's skin? you will never catch them in the act, but regulus is the clingiest motherfucker alive. my guy is a yearner. he craves love so much, he's so touch starved, but he has been for years so he can control himself in front of others. in private regulus is even more cuddly than james

[naninenuny]

Regulus once stopped evan from hanging himself in their dorm and they never talked about it again

[myriadparacosm]

James: Moony, I need your help for my essay since I flunked the last one.

Remus: The last? You mean the one Minnie asked us to write about our projects after Hogwarts?

James: Yes, what did she give you?

Remus: James, it wasn't even graded- what did you write about?

James: About my wedding with Regulus.

Remus:

James: I even drew the decoration and the table plan but I think Minnie was hurt that I didn't put her at the family's table...

Remus: You aren't even dating!

James:

Remus:

James: Do you want to sit at the children's table? Do you, Remus?

[illbelieveineverything]

everyone say hi sirius...finished drawing ig? idk when to stop so i just gave up and exported it

[uh-oh-no]

Imagine the skittles doing a head me out cake and Regulus getting increasingly disgusted by Barty, confused by Pandora and done with Dorcas who is just putting blonde women on there. Then imagine Evan pulling out one of his brother and Barty going 'TWIN BABE!' and pulling out one with Sirius on only for Regulus to walk out the room and go cuss Sirius out. (Totally not because he was getting teased for putting James on there)

The Marauders doing a hear me out cake would go just as badly, with Sirius fake wretching at James putting Reggie on there and Peter putting straight up cheeses on there and Remus ending the video when Sirius brings out one of Moony. The werewolf.

[sable-520]

James the type of guy to propose immediately after buying the ring he CANNOT keep a secret from Regulus he would’ve had suspicious written all over him.