#batfam hc

[racoonsinskates]

Bruce: Penguins

Jason: Capitals

Dick: I would say penguins but I kinda feel that Sharks energy from him

Tim: Penguins(?) possibly Devils

Damian: Penguins (Daddy's boy)

I am so sorry I haven’t seen this until now

But I lowkey agree with these

[erraticsunflower]

I hc that Dick is the kind of person who can't drive unless the windows are wide open. Like it could be freezing. boiling. that window is open.

[erraticsunflower]

what is each family members favorite candy?

Dick is definitely a chocolate person, he specifically likes those chocolate coins, because they used to sell those at the circus and the vendor would give him some after the show.

Jason really likes skittles. No one knows why. No one will ever know why.

Tim loves sour patch kids, he likes all sour lollies, but sour patch kids just have that distinct taste to them.

Idk why but I've always imagined Duke liking reeses cups. He just seems like a peanut guy. 🤷‍♀️

Damian loves gummy worms. He likes ripping off the heads then eating the rest, it gives him joy.

Cass loves Nerds. This is not my head cannon, as I was writing this, she just told me she likes Nerds.

Steph LOVES chocolate, like obsessed level. She can be found snacking in m & m's anywhere and everywhere, on patrol, in the rafters, literally anywhere in Wayne manor. No one knows where she keeps getting the m & m's from, no one has ever seen her buy them.

Barbara likes all dark chocolate, but old golds are her fav.

Alfred claims that he doesn't like lollies, but he can be found popping a (probably older than you) butterscotch in his mouth from time to time. They remind him of his deceased mother.

Bruce likes Picnic bars, he says, and I quote "It's the perfect blend of chewy caramel, crunch peanuts and rich chocolate." When Bruce says that, Dick says, "It's just a chocolate bar B, shut up."

[thebee-shmees]

Okay had this thought, picture this:

-First time writing a batfam dynamic, if it’s bad just block me (I will cower in shame) -

Warnings: cursing, use of the word “chode” , general sibling dynamics

Dick runs his hands through his hair, and taps his foot aggressively with anxiety. He looks down at his phone as he goes to take a sip of his morning coffee. The flimsy lid makes a *fwip* and he spills coffee all down the front of him.

“FUck, Fuc-“ he grabs the tissues on his desk that he’s leaning on to try and wipe it quickly.

He realizes it’s a Sisyphean task. So he messages the GC.

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Dick (8:29am): Hey, guys, I need someone to bring me a new shirt ASAP - Dick

Bruce: Busy. Apologies.

Steph: Sorry, Dick! I am on day patrol or I would!

Tim: Caught up with Bruce at the moment figuring out some gadget he brought back from another earth. What happened?

Jason: Also why do you sign off texts like a chode?

Damien: What is a chode?

Dick: I NEED A NEW SHIRT PLEASE MY MEETINF IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

Dick: please

Jason: shut up, omw

—-

Jason would whip into a fucking police station on his motorcycle playing fuck da police as he rolls in there casual as hell.

He finds Dick’s office quickly and knocks three times.

Dick opens the door and peers through the crack.

“It’s me, you ass” Jason busts through and pulls out the shirt.

Dick is relieved to see a piece of clothing. His shoulders relax until he realizes the smirk that creeps up on Jason’s face. Instinctively his fingers find the bridge of his nose and he talks through his hand.

“Jason,”

“Yes?” Jason smirks as he holds the loud ass shiny purple button up that he found in Bruce’s closet from the 80s.

Giving:

Dick says nothing for a second.

“thanks.” Dick says dryly frustrated with an exasperated sigh.

“No problemo, brochacho,” he whips out finger guns and leaves Dick’s door open so he has to walk around to shut it.

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[erraticsunflower]

Daimian: You know how much I love you, right?

Jon: Yes, of course, honey, I love you very much too.

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Tim: You know how much I love you, right?

Kon:

Kon: What does that mean?

Kon: Are you jumping out a plane??

Kon: Are you dying???

Kon: You have 5 seconds to pick up the phone before I'm over there-

[erraticsunflower]

I need the most angsty, horrifying, terrifying, sad Tim Drake/Dick Grayson/Batfam fic.

I want it to hurt me and I want it to physically pain me to read! Please drop your fic recs!!

[erraticsunflower]

Tim, who says sorry for asking questions

Tim, who says sorry for being tired

Tim, who says sorry for forgetting to eat

Tim, who says sorry for taking up space

Tim, who apologises for existing

[erraticsunflower]

Headcannon that the batfam all have different "Batmobile playlists"

Dick: early 2000s pop and high energy dance tracks

Jason: he pretends to like grunge and punk, but he secretly likes Taylor Swift songs better, he also listens to Olivia Rodrigo (loves the song traitor)

Tim: lofi beats and way too many podcasts

Daimian: classical... AND extremely aggressive Arabic rap

Bruce: he claims he doesn't listen to music, but Jason caught him humming ABBA once

Cass: her playlist is all vibes, no lyrics. Dramatic orchestral, rain sounds, atmospheric electronic

Steph: her playlist is 70% bubblegum pop, 20% Indie girl power hype, and 10% absolute meme songs

Duke: R & B, alternative, chill hip-pop and a little upbeat rock