Got bored in the bath again (a cold one, unfortunately 😒. Damn heatwave.) You know what time it is.
NSFW MK Men Headcanons Time! Minors DNI, shoo.
Filth under the cut.
✊️ Masturbation Headcanons:
Erron Black: Gets off of playing with his balls more then he does stroking himself. One hand has it's function, but his right is particularly busy. Cums with a low groan.
Havik: Sucks himself off. He can choose to either fold himself in half, or remove some of his ribs to make it easier, depending on how messy he wants to get. Moans around his cock to push him over the edge and swallows.
Kabal: Kabal has an extremely low refractory (recovery) rate and is easily able to cum multiple times in short succession, and prefers to do so; his record is 23 times in a session. Moans get louder the more he orgasms.
Kenshi: Is fond of using vibrators against the base of his cock and his perineum, thanks to the heightened senses being blind has given him. Only masturbates when he knows no one else is around and cums with a choked moan.
Kung Lao: Fantasizes about a variety of things, from a beautiful woman he made up, to how great he is at what he does. One thing stays the same, though; he snaps back to reality in any way, and it takes him a bit to be able to continue, and will possibly even lose the moment entirely. Cums into his hand squeezing his head and moans into his palm covering his mouth.
Mavado: Edges himself for as long as he can take it, both a way to test his restraint and punish himself for his lack of it, putting him in this predicament. Cums with a loud groan, thrusting desperately into his hand.
Noob Saibot: Saibot gets to work. There is no coercion, no exchange of words. Noob was struck with the urge, and Saibot lent him his mouth and fingers gladly. Noob cums with a growl, and Saibot cannot swallow, or even choke, so he is forced to spit.
Raiden: Had the idea to attempt stimulating himself with his electricity and found he liked it more then he thought. It did not electrocute him, but rather sent a warm wave up his spine that settled down his shaft. Cums with a whine and does his best to keep his mess to his hand.
Rain: Summons a warm bubble of water around his hand and uses it like a fleshlight, his hand doing most of the work. Lightly sounds himself occasionally, letting the water run down into his urethra, stroking internally and externally. Cums with a soft moan and uses his abilities to dispose of the mess.
Reiko: Punishes and almost entirely focuses his efforts on the head of his cock, the tip an angry red from start to finish with quick, short strokes. Runs a finger under his foreskin every now and then which always causes his hips to jerk involuntarily. Cums with ragged breaths and onto his stomach.
Reptile: Having two penises, Syzoth often has to use both hands when exposing only his hemipenes, but when in full Zaterran form, can frot them against each other as they wrap tightly around themselves as they would inside of a mate. His penis in human form cannot function, as he cannot replicate bodily fluids. He can be stimulated, but cannot climax. Cums with a low bellow when in his true form, and a growl when in his human form.
Smoke: Shoves whatever shirt he was wearing into his mouth to muffle himself as he masturbates, and is especially sensitive to scents. If he hugged you at any point during the day, he's picking up your scent and thinking of you. Goes at a medium pace as he daydreams in and out, keeping an ear out if anyone's passing by or heading his way.
Sub-Zero (Bi-Han): Aggressively masturbates, angry he's giving in to such base desires instead of remaining focused on his duties as grandmaster. Has a vein on the underside of his cock that is especially sensitive and focuses on his shaft, occasionally giving attention to his balls and head. Cums growling into his bicep as he muffles himself and bites into his arm.
maybe reader is like shang tsung’s prisoner and mavado accidentally found reader after ambushing shang tsung (kinda inspired by the smol reader fic 😭)
Caged Bird
Yip notes: Please...pleek...pleek
Pairing: Mavado x Gn reader
Warning‼️: The only red flag I see is that man but if I take my glasses off I don't see anything
Making a deal with a sad Satan would be easier than making a deal with Shang Tsung. That never stopped Mavado’s drive to capture Kano. The Red Dragons need to get their hands on that filth of a man. They want all Black Dragons to be exterminated.
Mavado kept up his end of the deal. He fought tooth and nail to capture Kenshi and bring him to the sorcerer. In return, he received Kano. He took care of him by torturing him endlessly. It was a treat after all the shit he had to go through. But there is still one mess he needs to clean up. That mess would be Shang Tsung.
He’s no fool. Mavado knew of Shang Tsung’s deceptions and trickery. As if he would walk into a deal without thinking ahead. As soon as he was done with Kano he sent Hsu Hao to take care of his unfinished business. Shame on him for trusting Hsu Hao, he never got a response back. Never trust a jobber to do your job. Mavado had to close this alliance now before things went to hell. Unbeknownst to him, this last interaction with the sorcerer will give him something else.
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Cowards! That’s all Shang Tsung and Quan Chi were. They’re cowards who can’t handle Mavado and his hookswords. One man was outdoing them. He had amazing control over the swords and he used his grappling hooks to avoid their attacks. They need to stop underestimating their opponents if they ever want to succeed.
Shang Tsung nearly met his end when Mavado swung his hookswords near his throat. This was too risky even for a 2 v 1. Quan Chi helped Shang Tsung by casting a spell. Mavado was hit in the face with this cloud made of green smoke and skulls. He blocked his face and slashed at the cloud. Only when it cleared did Mavado realize that they were running away. He can’t let them leave.
He ran after them, bolting down corridors as he kept his eyes on the sorcerers. Twists and turns slowed him down until he was completely lost. The halls echoed the sounds of their footsteps too much. It was difficult to figure out where they were running to. As much as he hated to admit it, he was lost. He kept his cool but he couldn’t help but huff in frustration. Giving up is not an option. He should at least try to find them and end this unwanted escapade.
He wandered around the place to track down his targets. He only managed to stumble into what could only be described as horrific. Abominations made from god’s creations and altered without his permission. Chains swayed in the ceiling, rattling every time a disfigured body tried to free itself. Tanks full of mysterious liquid held the remains of people. The cages held many horrors. Mavado recognized that the creatures inside of them were tarkatans except they were mutated. Their skins were more reddish and had more spikes coming out of their bodies. The foulest ones were bulky like they were pumped full of steroids. He’ll pass on that. The last cage must hold the worst of them all. A being with no light left in their eyes, one who would relinquish any speck of humanity from themselves, one who would—oh, wait, it’s not bad at all.
In the last cage, your body laid on a filthy mattress. The metal frame of the bed looked as rusted as the metal chains that kept you in place. You had your back turned to the bars so you never saw Mavado staring at you.
He was staring for a minute or two. Out of everything he had seen in that room, you were a sight for sore eyes, at least from what he could see. He could only see your back but there didn’t seem to be any spikes coming out of you or discoloration in your skin. He wondered why someone so normal was in this cursed place. Curiosity drives people and it drove Mavado to knock lightly against the bars. They rang out and alerted you that someone was there.
“I thought you said no experiments for today since you had a supposed guest.” You replied in a tired and blunt tone.
You mistook Mavado for Shang Tsung. It did surprise him that you were being experimented on. You don’t have any signs on your body to show you were altered. Not even a blood stain on you.
“You are mistaken.” He put it simply.
You flinched when you heard a mysterious voice. You turned around slowly, suspicious of who was behind you. You worried that this was another one of Shang Tsung’s tricks and he was disguising himself as someone else. The man you turned to was unfamiliar. You took in every detail you could such as his clothes, the tattoo on his arm, his hookswords, and his face. As you did that, he did the same to you.
Mavado examined the way you looked at him. You showed no fear in your eyes not even when you looked at his swords. You looked confused but curious at the same time. Now that he had a better look at you he can confirm you were not mutated or altered. You looked as regular as him. Though he did find you to be quite stunning. He might be thinking that because out of everything he has seen you are the one who doesn’t hurt his eyes.
“By any chance, did your jailer come running by here?” He asked.
You nodded your head no before speaking, “I never heard his footsteps. You were pretty quiet coming in here.”
“That’s because I wanted to take my time…” He looked around the place to emphasize his next point, “Observing Shang Tsung’s creations.”
“Mhm, yes, quite the scientist. Sooner or later I’ll look like one of these freaks.” Your nonchalant attitude soon became somber. You were clearly unhappy with your predicament.
Look, Mavado isn’t a saint. He’s part of a criminal organization but you don’t know that. But if he were in your shoes he wouldn’t want to be turned into a tarkatan. Their lives are full of pain. It’d be a shame if a gorgeous person like you were to be turned into something so wretched. It’d really piss off Shang Tsung if one of his experiments were set free or even stolen. You know what, Mavado has a good set of reasons to let you out. It’s not like you’re gonna argue with him about setting you free.
“Well, you could always leave.”
“Do you not see the chains and bars? I can’t leave.” You looked at him like he was crazy.
“Not without my help.”
You tilted your head in confusion. You were unsure of what he was hinting at. It’s not like he had a key with him.
“I’ll make a deal with you. I help you get out of here, and you come with me. The Red Dragon clan could always use another set of hands.”
He made you curious. You never heard of the Red Dragon clan. You have a bunch of questions as to how this clan is associated with Shang Tsung. You don’t even know the man in front of you. Will that stop you from getting your possible freedom? You have nothing else to lose it’s either this or growing teeth that resemble a piranha.
“Humor me. I’d like to see you try when you don’t have the key with you.”
Watch and learn.
Mavado took his time observing the bars of your cage. They were rusted and they shifted from a light push. They aren’t up to date. A few kicks should do the job but that would be too loud and alert the sorcerers. He better give it one hell of a kick to break it.
He stored his hookswords behind his back before pulling out his grappling hooks. He threw them down, the hook sinking into the hard ground. He gave a test yank to make sure they would stay put. Yup, they ain’t moving. He turned to look at you and he gave a face that made you feel some hope. Mavado had a smug look that said “Are you ready for this, I don’t think you are ready for this”.
“Cover your ears. This is going to be loud.” He warned.
He took steps back and stretched his grappling hooks. The band grew thinner the farther he went back. You stared blankly at the spectacle before you. You covered your ears as he instructed and waited for the solution to come flinging.
Mavado couldn’t back up any further and found that this would be enough. He jumped up and he was flung at the bars at high speeds. They never stood a chance. A loud clashing of metal echoed as the bars fell to the ground hard. It cracked the stones beneath it. There, Mavado stood before you, dusting himself off like what he did was casual. Your mouth fell open.
He retracted his grappling hooks and took out his hookswords to help with your chains. He slashed both of them at the same time. It was so quick and effortless that you didn’t realize he did it until your arms fell to your sides. You looked at your wrist to see the shackles still on you with a small length of chain still attached.
You felt like you could breathe for the first time in a while. That bland attitude you had changed. You were lively instead of acting like a corpse ready for examination. You took a step off of your rancid bed but almost fell. Mavado was quick to catch you and help you stand. He had you move your arm so it could wrap around his neck. His arm wrapped around your waist to keep you balanced.
“Don’t push yourself. Shang Tsung had probably weakened you too much to walk.” He advised you as you two slowly walked out of your cage.
You didn’t care that you were weak. You were just happy to be out and moving. Though it may be cut short with Mavado bringing you to his clan, you will at least bask in this moment.
All that ruckus would of course alert Shang Tsung. He ignored Quan Chi’s advice to not investigate and ran to find that one of his experiments was missing. Mavado was pushing all of his buttons.
As Mavado tried to find an exit he heard rapid footsteps coming from behind. When he peaked over his shoulders, he saw Shang Tsung coming for you both. He was so angry he used his magic to shoot flaming skulls at you two. You would have been hit if Mavado didn’t pull you away in time. Oh NOW he wants to fight.
“Wrap your arms around my neck tightly.” He instructed in a serious tone.
“Why?”
“Because it’s going to be rough for you.”
You had no idea what he meant but you did as he said. You stared at Shang Tsung in horror as he came closer. You didn’t watch Mavado as he used his grappling hooks once more. You heard a snap and after that the only noise left was you screaming as you both were flung into the air.
Good riddance, Shang Tsung.
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“Mavado, why do you always bring random people back to the stronghold?” Daegon asked as he rubbed his forehead in frustration.
“I don’t see any downsides to adding more warriors to our clans.”
“They are not a warrior, they are an experiment.” Daegon corrected Mavado.
“They were an experiment before I recused them. They could easily become a warrior if you let them stay.” Mavado had that same smug look on his face because he knew Daegon wouldn’t deny having more people in his clan.
The demigod sighed before saying, “Fine, but they are your responsibility. If Shang Tsung comes looking for them you take care of that yourself.” Daegon walked off after giving Mavado the go-ahead to let you join.
Hsu Hao just finished getting your shackles off when Mavado came back. He told Hsu Hao to get more supplies to clean you up. He then took your wrist to check for any wounds since the skin seemed damaged.
“So, your name is Mavado?” You asked.
“Yes. I forgot to introduce myself officially. But now you know.” He sat down next to you and began to clean your wrist with an alcohol wipe.
“What should I expect to happen now?”
“For one, you won’t be put into a cage. I don’t think someone like you should be trapped away and left to rot. Second, you’re with us now. And if you don’t want that then too bad, you know too much now.” His tone was joking but he was full-on serious.
You cracked a small smile and rolled your eyes, “Don’t worry, I don’t think I can leave with how weak I am. Plus, I need to repay you back for getting me out.”
“You’re starting to get it now. Soon you will be in good shape and I will make you into a warrior. Maybe then you and I can exact our revenge on Shang Tsung.”
“I’d like that actually.”
Maybe your time with the Red Dragons won’t be so bad. You already have a liking to Mavado, it can’t be hard to like everyone else. Plus, he is quite the looker. Better looking than those tarkatans you were surrounded by that’s for sure.
Yap notes: I will forever see him as Guatemalan and Dominican. Y'all can say he is Puerto Rican or Spanish (From Spain I mean) but imma stay in my silly little word and believe he is like me fr fr. Now If you don't mind imma bite the back of his neck and drag him away like a mother cat would. Adiós!