everyone now reblogging the post i made about arthur nolan, but we all know who is the shittiest cult leader in tma. come on. maxwell rayner:
- gave gertrude robinson, known murderer of all cultists, a heads-up before attempting his ritual. did he even want to succeed?
- didn’t even write a breakup letter to jonah magnus like basically everyone else did but went "hey manuela could you please warn jonah for me and tell him i lov him and he can join me in our beautiful world of darkness” LOSER that’s how you fail rituals. also eww why would you want to spare jonah?????
- very anti-lightbulb. i’m starting to suspect that when lightbulbs were still a new invention he did that thing where you put a lightbulb in your mouth and can’t remove it and now wants revenge
- will make your tap water nasty (??? what’s that got to do with the dark??? i don’t know maybe it’s not dark related maybe it’s just his hobby)
- wikipedia page on edmond halley says his father was a “wealthy soap-maker” and that’s just. funny
- didn’t want to have a comet named after him anymore (ya know, a comet, big shiny light in the sky that will exist for another 170000 years) so decided to go by the mean nickname his science rival gave him
- franklin’s expedition nerd but died a year before amc’s terror tv series premiered. no quality television for you sir
- man, i relistened to the montauk episodes and honestly? i still don’t understand what exactly’s going on. kidnap montauk’s wife → make him kill people → ????? → profit
- *1864 maxwell voice* mr sandman man me a sand
- his cult existed for 300 years and still the only competent person in the history of it was manuela?? max, you should get yourself a hr manager
- got shot by the police. sorry but that’s the lamest death in tma. kidnapped a child and got shot by police. amazing. the guy died at least 3 times and his final death was the stupidest one.


















