May 27
My cousin: so I've been looking into it ever since you came out, and I've noticed that there really aren't that many of your kind out there. So it's hard to get information-
Me: oh boy don't even get me started
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My cousin: so I've been looking into it ever since you came out, and I've noticed that there really aren't that many of your kind out there. So it's hard to get information-
Me: oh boy don't even get me started
Honestly I can see Ody and Zeus having a competition on who can top the other the most. Poseidon helps sometimes because he finds it really hilarious to take his brother down a peg but when Ody gets a bit too cheeky he tops him himself in front of Zeus or if he’s feeling generous, helps Zeus which Ody would gasp dramatically at the audacity.
Neither Zeus nor Odysseus win this competition, that honour goes to Penelope who Zeus can’t really touch because Hera would strike down on them and I honestly see them as having a surprising platonic relationship (shocking I know) and Odysseus… Look the man is a very big wife lover even when in relations with literal gods he would absolutely bend over for his wife if asked.
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ghuygffr in general, I love this thank you 4 the food om nom slurp
hheeeha oh the sexy image of Poseidon smiling, sitting on the bed watching as Odysseus rides the fuck out of Zeus, as said god starts panting, cracking under the determination n force of this sturdy little king ohoho- vghhhhhgggff I make myself a bit red in the face thinking about it 🙃👉👈
IM RLY GLAD U LIKE METTATEAL i try to post them more for youse
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They r sooooo cute.... Made for each other for real......
harries think harry styles is a saint 😤
wait could Kuruk spiritbend????
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“why don’t you go and choke on a dick or something. leave me alone, i said i don’t want to talk about it.” his tongue flicked inside his mouth in annoyance, and usually he would walk away but he is so stubborn that he doesn’t even want to move either.
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There! She is!!