#maybe i'll draw it...

[derpynat447]

I know I keep giving Boober housewife mannerisms, but you CANNOT tell me that he doesn't watch an absurd amount of reality TV.

Hell's Kitchen. Kitchen nightmares. Nailed it. Those holiday baking shows where they make 7ft tall cakes that are like 1% cake 99% fondant, border security, Extreme Home Makeover. He'd be fucking ALL OVER these shows. Glass of red wine. Fluffy housecoat. Holy shit somebody draw this.

[theartisticcrow]

I think I just had the biggest "sad British orphan" moment of my life today.

I forgot to bring a lunch today, so during my art class I dug through my school bag and found a couple dollars worth of quarters, dimes and nickels. It's not much, but it'll have to do. I leave class, I scour underneath the vending machines, but there's nothing there (everyone's using cards nowadays!) and I make my way across the street to the school cafeteria tim hortons. I anxiously wait in line for a moment before timidly approaching the counter. The employee was busy so I had to wait a minute but then they looked back at me and...

And so I placed the coins on the counter and said, "I'm sorry, but I don't have a lot of money and I'm quite hungry... Um, but could I please have a plain muffin or something like that?" And so the employee brought over the muffin and said I was fifteen cents short. I looked around me, but there were no stray coins on the ground so I looked back at them and said, "Please, ma'am. I haven't eaten all day and I'm really hungry." And then they gave me a guilty look as they slid the muffin across the counter and assured me it was alright and I could just take it. I thanked her several times.

I devoured the muffin about as soon as I got out of the building and it was only then that I realised how I was fucking dressed. I had my flat cap on and this sort of dark grey blazer with thin light grey stripes and a white blouse... And I only realised this afterwards.

[patchyworx]

Just imagined a cosplay that would absolutely eat but i. Don't have Any of the things to make it

[patchyworx]

Just imagined a cosplay that would absolutely eat but i. Don't have Any of the things to make it

[freezinglemur]

Dreams are strange things

I wonder if it meant anything.

[undertakers-convention]

Last night I had a strange dream. The setting was this enormous mansiony type place that I used to have constant dreams about. There was this one specific room that I used to go into every time with these weird stairs and doors in places.