#mbti squad

[alice-jem]

“Sorry, I don't have anything nice to say” squad

ESFJ, ISTJ, ENTP, ENTJ, ISTP, ESTP

[cirque-du-garbage]

Lethal facial expressions:

INFJ: I’m going to make you wish you were dead

INTP: I will KILL YOU

INTJ: They won’t find your body.

[mbti-socrates]

The Types as Common English Idioms

ENFP: Bite off more than they can chew.

ENFJ: Actions speak louder than words.

INFP: Being all ears.

INFJ: To every cloud there is a silver lining.

ENTP: Putting the cat among the pigeons.

ENTJ: To kill two birds with one stone.

INTP: Method to the madness.

INTJ: The cold shoulder.

ESFP: To have a blast.

ESFJ: To spill the beans.

ISFP: A bed of roses.

ISFJ: The ace in the hole.

ESTP: To piss in one's cornflakes.

ESTJ: Holding the cards.

ISTP: Hitting the road.

ISTJ: Burning the midnight oil.

[onelettereffect-blog]

enfj: i like u

infj: haha

enfj: no but rly

infj: lol y

[another-mbti-blog]

The ‘’Plans a whole book but then falls asleep and forgets it’’ squad

INFP, ENFP, ENTP, INTP

[apartment-mbti]

My squad: 3 infps, 2 intjs and 1 intp. Jealous? You should be

I see your play, I raise you 3 infps, 1 intj, 1 istj, 1 intp, 1 istp, 1 isfj, and 1 entj 

Our Skype group is called The Supreme Meme Team 

- INFP Mod

[cirque-du-garbage]

INFJ & INTP: *discussing via text coworker and public figure traits they dislike, and consider curses to use on them*

INFJ in main group chat: We are hexing people, do you wanna come, INTJ?

INTJ: yeah lemme put on pants

[mbti-socrates]

MBTI Squad

ENFP - The Idea Generator

Every hangout starts out with her discovering a new place around where she lives (or in a neighboring country, but that’s okay), and is so excited that she wants to share it with everyone. Very insecure about herself, and has trouble sharing things, turns everything into a joke. Likes to talk to INTJ but also annoys him to death with her secrecy and unseriousness. Has trouble focusing, but this way she notices all the exciting things along the way. INFP’s hug buddy and they have this NF connection.

ENTP - The Facilitator

The one with a driver’s license. Knows everyone in the squad personally, maybe a bit too much. INTJ’s close friend, knew him since 6th grade, and they always have super deep analytical conversations. Insecure about friends leaving him, and being “disposable” since everything INFP and INTJ share he already knows. Either makes the bad puns and easily makes things happen, being the reason the hangout happens in the first place, or very closed off, withdrawn and bothered by everything. Also really likes to spend individual time with each squad friend.

INTJ - The Savage

Makes fun of ENFP constantly, teases her for being unable to open up, and makes deep remarks about either life or the current social situation. Hates small talk, but tolerates ENFP’s randomness for the most, although always complains about the lack of trust. Loves the deep talks with INFP. Enjoys breaking from the daily routine.

INFP - The Cinnamon Roll

The friend that’s there to make fun of her own awkwardness, tries to make everyone laugh but ends up laughing herself the hardest. Goes into deep chats with INTJ and loves ENFP a lot. Insecure about the squad leaving her behind, because she’s the “odd one out,” but fails to realize that without her the squad isn’t squad anymore. Can be either the kindest and cutest person in the world, or Satan itself when she feels like it. Master of both active care and passive aggression. Wants to please people so she ruins her own life.