Imagen you put that jar as a joke...with a camera at the ready,only for...So many Cybertronians/Card bots to put human money in it...
WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET HUMAN MONEY FROM!?-
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Imagen you put that jar as a joke...with a camera at the ready,only for...So many Cybertronians/Card bots to put human money in it...
WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET HUMAN MONEY FROM!?-
Something just scratches my brain about humans showing their favorite cybertronian/cardbot videos of people doing amazing feats due to adrenaline…
Cause like what do you mean these little fleshy things can lift things 10x their weight simply because of a hormone being released into their body..
I can like, imagine their shock as they watch these videos and their little human buddy explaining the concept of “hysterical strength” to them…
Like, what do you mean your body can override its natural safety mechanisms in order to rush adrenaline through your muscles to give you a burst of superhuman strength..WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN LIFT A CAR??
I just really like the idea of cybertronians/metal card bots being in awe of the feats humans can do while running on adrenaline…okay anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk
Mega truck is SUCH a himbo, like dude has almost blown his cover while being with you—MULTIPLE TIMES.
Like probably going to 'secluded' areas to dance, or to hang out with you alone. (meaning no stupid shadow x.)
And unfortunately you will be looking crazy to most, if not all people who find you. Whether it was you talking to 'no one,' or blasting music from your 'truck' alone; You're gonna look insane.
Mega trucker did apologize the first time, almost on his hands and knees while doing so. And also did so for all the other times.
He's lowkey stupid ,,, but at least he's your stupid 💔💔💔
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・⸝⸝ Me and my 2 mcb followers cheer in joy ..💔
Genie dont do it!!!
I thought it was funny
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Summary a cardbot got too jealous of a cybertronian so they summon a genie, don't ask how they found one.
You decide which cardbot and cybertronian character
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[Cardbot 1]: [been watching reader laugh and talk to (cybertronian) who definitely into reader]
[Cardbot 1]:... give me the barrel
[Cardbot 2]: why you want this barrel oil??
[Cardbot 1]: give me the barrel!
After [cardbot 2] hands them the barrel, [Cardbot 1] began to rub the barrel with their servo only to get impatient and smack it, summoning a genie who wearing a pink robe with cucumbers on their eyes with face mask
Genie: oh my gosh who woke me up?
[Cardbot 1]: genie i like to make my final wish.
[Cardbot 2]: You had a genie and you didn't tell me!? Fake.
Genie: alright, what you want
[Cardbot 1]: this bot [cybertronian] from the autobots/decepticons is trying to steal my crush, so i want you to give them something.
Genie: oh I see i see, so you want me to give like a little rust or something maybe terrible paint job or mayb-
[Cardbot 1]: C y b e r c r o s i s
Both genie and [cardbot 2] were shocked and petrified, as cardbot looked at genie waiting for it.
[Cardbot 1]: do it.
Genie: thats too far man/girl, I can't do that to another bot
[Cardbot 1]: Give to them! GIVE TO EM NOW!!!!
I'll let yall decide what happens next.
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Ok so the requests, one is done. one is nealry finished, two request will be fused into one and one is still wip... and steven universe sibling au chapter is half way done.
[R/n, Heavy Iron and Black Hook are at a rest stop drinking coffee (The bots can drink in their avatar forms).]
Heavy Iron, sitting next to R/n while drinking his mocha and watching Black Hook be a fool:...
R/n: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
Black Hook, stirring his black coffee: I happen to prefer it salty! (Takes a sip and tries hard not to grimace)
Hey uuhhh can I request a Platonic Wheelchair user reader X Metal Cardbot S (also u can make it longer to ur liking)
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Metal Cardbot S x Disable Reader
Warning: none, fluff
Alright, here's the rules for requesting
Hiya Metal Cardbot fandom, I'm Niko (or Lukky, Shadow X's Wife, whatever you call me), the owner of this blog, and I'm gonna put up some rules before y'all start flooding my inbox:
I've been a Metal Cardbot fan since March of this year (as this blog's bio states) and I've already finished season 1, but I haven't finished watching Metal Cardbot S yet. So for those who want to request MCB:S, I'm sorry to say this but you'll have to wait until I announce on this blog that I'm ready to write for MCB:S Cardbots.
UPDATE: I can now do requests for the MCB:S Cardbots yay!!!
ANOTHER UPDATE: I will NOT do any future requests for the MCB:W Cardbots until ALL the episodes have premiered AND have a subtitled version.
I will only do requests for the Cardbots since there's not enough information about most of the humans.
The reader's gender will be set to gender-neutral as a default. But you can ask for male and female readers!
I write reader inserts in headcanons, oneshots, drabbles and very rarely ficlets.
If you want to add in certain details to your request, please include them in your ask! EG: if you request for Cardbot!Reader, I have to know which vehicle the reader is so that I don't piss off whoever the requester is by making Cardbot!Reader a random vehicle.
Poly relationships are allowed! And so are platonic and familial relationships!
My limit is 4 characters, and the reason I couldn't write for more than 4 is that it takes a long time for me to make up ideas for many characters.
Do NOT send NSFW requests to my inbox! The same goes for character x character stuff.
UPDATE: I will NOT add people's OCs to my fanfics since the readers won't recognize that the OC is an OC. The Readers/S.Os from my other MCB x Reader fanfics don't count since I feel that some of my readers will recognize them from those fanfics.
Another Update: Since I'm not really much of a Transformers fan (and I don't know much about TF itself besides TFP and the Bayverse movies), I don't think I can do requests that are something like "Reader is based on [TF something something]. I'm sorry to say this, but please don't send requests that are partially based on Transformers-related characters or things
I also can't do requests with highly detailed info about the reader!
And remember: I take my time writing these types of things. So I'm sorry if I delay your request!
That's all! I hope you have fun sending requests!
Human Food
You guys ever think...Earth might be the universe culinary masterpiece?...like you got Yautja's coming in secret to eat some mcdonals or...some pozole from the restaurant?...like cybertronians or mcb always seeing these aliens coming to earth in discuises to partake in their favorite cuisine?...some even becoming ADDICTS to the simple pleasure of instant ramen...or a good old cup of coffee
So, one day, brainstorm or other scientists managed to upgrade their holoforms ENOUGH to be able to taste and digest human food...and i think it goes like how newborn babies try solid food for the first time-
Case and point...poor tailgate trying icecream for the FIRST time went like
Y/n*Smiles holding a simple vanilla icecream for him*Dont eat too much too fast~
Tailgate*Tries a small bite, surprised by the temperature, then savours it, and eyes bulged out and grabs your hand holding the dessert and mushes it on to his mouth*!?!?!
Other Liason*Holding his back and cackles*T-TAILGATE LET GO!
Y/n*Seeing him try to eat more even if he gets dirty*T-TAILGATE!BREATH CYCLONUS HELP-...
Other liaison*Sees her own dessert is now gone and sees Cyclonus is avoiding looking at her*...
Cyclonus*Blushing as his whole mouth is covered in whipped cream and ice cream as his Sunday bowl is so clean there was not even a spot*...
-Meanwhile on the table next to them-
Mcb!Yn*Blinks seeing your humanoid cardbots in pain from brainfreeze*...
Shadow X*Holding his head and whines*AAAAAH, DEATH IS UPON US! I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH!?
Heavy Iron*Just finished his ice cream cake, smashes the plate on the floor*I like this! Another!?-...oh
Yuri*Who came in with 10 burgers for each and every one of the bots but glares at heavy iron*Clean.that.up.youngman...
Buffalo*Gasps in awe seeing his burger is in the shape of a heart with flags, smiles as Yuri puts him a bib along kiss on the forehead*Thank you, Mrs Yuri!
Phoenix fire*Holding his head and whines*I-I Been betrayed by the opposite of f-fire...
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Y/n*Coming downstairs from your old home, yawning, you head to the kitchen and get ready to start the day with the usual coffee only...to see it's empty along with your morning sweet bread*What the f-...are you fucking
Ratchet passed out on the sofa with crumbs all over his face and shirt, your favorite coffee mug in his hand, and a chicken leg on the other with a big chunk bitten off
Y/n: Not even Judas was this much of a hypocrite...
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Y/n*Patting your cons backs and then seeing Tarn's own holoavatar crying*Hon what's wrong-
Tarn*Eating Pizza as his first food for the first time, tears running down his face*L-life ish bea-ifuh...
Rest of the Djd Nodding as they eat and their fill with a bit of cola...which took you awhile to tell them "No, it's not mud water with bubbles"...
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Maid!Waitress*Serving you and probably the most rugged, retired commando-looking old man, along with the most man? Wearing a mask, he looks like some cyberpunk fanatic, a strawberry parfait and a big beer, and a kid's jumbo burger and fries with onion rings, Commando guy, him the bear and you kid jumbo burger and the cyberpunk guy the parfait *Enjoy masters~
Y/n & Megatron & Sounwave:...
You both switch the items to the correct person, you take a drink of the big, Soundwave the jumbo burger meal, and Megatron the cutesy parfait, all three of you enjoying your items
Maid!Waitress*Saw that and thinks of that one meme*"Moe gap..."
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