#mcb x reader

[luxthestrange]

Imagen you put that jar as a joke...with a camera at the ready,only for...So many Cybertronians/Card bots to put human money in it...

WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET HUMAN MONEY FROM!?-

[untitled-archivist]

Something just scratches my brain about humans showing their favorite cybertronian/cardbot videos of people doing amazing feats due to adrenaline…

Cause like what do you mean these little fleshy things can lift things 10x their weight simply because of a hormone being released into their body..

I can like, imagine their shock as they watch these videos and their little human buddy explaining the concept of “hysterical strength” to them…

Like, what do you mean your body can override its natural safety mechanisms in order to rush adrenaline through your muscles to give you a burst of superhuman strength..WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN LIFT A CAR??

I just really like the idea of cybertronians/metal card bots being in awe of the feats humans can do while running on adrenaline…okay anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk

[sodadogg]

Mega truck is SUCH a himbo, like dude has almost blown his cover while being with you—MULTIPLE TIMES.

Like probably going to 'secluded' areas to dance, or to hang out with you alone. (meaning no stupid shadow x.)

And unfortunately you will be looking crazy to most, if not all people who find you. Whether it was you talking to 'no one,' or blasting music from your 'truck' alone; You're gonna look insane.

Mega trucker did apologize the first time, almost on his hands and knees while doing so. And also did so for all the other times.

He's lowkey stupid ,,, but at least he's your stupid 💔💔💔

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･⸝⸝ Me and my 2 mcb followers cheer in joy ..💔

[skibidimadness]

Genie dont do it!!!

I thought it was funny

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Summary a cardbot got too jealous of a cybertronian so they summon a genie, don't ask how they found one.

You decide which cardbot and cybertronian character

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[Cardbot 1]: [been watching reader laugh and talk to (cybertronian) who definitely into reader]

[Cardbot 1]:... give me the barrel

[Cardbot 2]: why you want this barrel oil??

[Cardbot 1]: give me the barrel!

After [cardbot 2] hands them the barrel, [Cardbot 1] began to rub the barrel with their servo only to get impatient and smack it, summoning a genie who wearing a pink robe with cucumbers on their eyes with face mask

Genie: oh my gosh who woke me up?

[Cardbot 1]: genie i like to make my final wish.

[Cardbot 2]: You had a genie and you didn't tell me!? Fake.

Genie: alright, what you want

[Cardbot 1]: this bot [cybertronian] from the autobots/decepticons is trying to steal my crush, so i want you to give them something.

Genie: oh I see i see, so you want me to give like a little rust or something maybe terrible paint job or mayb-

[Cardbot 1]: C y b e r c r o s i s

Both genie and [cardbot 2] were shocked and petrified, as cardbot looked at genie waiting for it.

[Cardbot 1]: do it.

Genie: thats too far man/girl, I can't do that to another bot

[Cardbot 1]: Give to them! GIVE TO EM NOW!!!!

I'll let yall decide what happens next.

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Ok so the requests, one is done. one is nealry finished, two request will be fused into one and one is still wip... and steven universe sibling au chapter is half way done.

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[R/n, Heavy Iron and Black Hook are at a rest stop drinking coffee (The bots can drink in their avatar forms).]

Heavy Iron, sitting next to R/n while drinking his mocha and watching Black Hook be a fool:...

R/n: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.

Black Hook, stirring his black coffee: I happen to prefer it salty! (Takes a sip and tries hard not to grimace)

[mei20649]

Hey uuhhh can I request a Platonic Wheelchair user reader X Metal Cardbot S (also u can make it longer to ur liking)

Disabled

Metal Cardbot S x Disable Reader

Warning: none, fluff

You never use a wheelchair, well not until the accident that left you unable to use your legs again.

You meet Jun when you were getting bully for not being able to walk, then Jun step in, defending you, and becoming his friend in the proces.

Even if you have a friend to protect you, that doesn't mean the bullying will stop, it got to the point where my mom have to step in, and you have to move to another school.

You still visit Jun's place whenever you have free time, and his parents are really nice to you, always cook you some food whenever you visit them.

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You started to notice that something is going on with Jun, you don't know why, but you feel as if Jun was hiding something, best friend instinct never fail.

Is when there was a giant doum of crystal and rock that you saw him in a blue cop car?

No one notice him, but your sharp eyes can see the silhouette of Jun in it, it's hard, but you recognise the hair shape.

You couldn't follow the car due to the police around the blocked bridge.

When the event was over, you ask Jun about it, Jun was a bit hesitated, but ask if you wouldn't speak of this to enyoneels.

And so with a node, you were told of the existent of a transforming robot that can be seal into his watch.

You laugh, thinking it is a joke, but seeing Jun didn't laugh, you stop, realising that this is not a joke, and when you stop his watch sprung to life, showing a head of a robot with a police hat.

You body jump in surprise seeing the robot talking to you, so you pinch yourself, making sure that this is not a sick dream you are trap in.

After making sure your not dreaming, you scooted closer, inspecting the hologram looking head as it look back at you, you guest that that was wearing.

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When meeting the cardbot, you were scare for your life until Jun told you that they won't hurt you, and told you that he can coman them, since he was the holder of the metal breath.

Blue Cop was the first one to introduce himself, you recognise him as the cop car Jun was riding in, and not gonna lie, you kinda enjoy having him around.

Phoenix Fire is almost like you in terms of situation, you use to be able to walk, and he was use to not being afraid of fire, or use to being brave.

Mega Trucker feel bad for you, he would be devastated if he couldn't walk and dance, but you reassure him that you are fine, and even joke on being able to just sit around.

Mega Ambler was curious about the wheelchair, they have never needed to use those before, whenever a cardbots legs was broken beyond repair, they always craft a new one, not put them on a wheelchair.

Wild Guardy feels pity for you, he knows how it felt to be helpless, unable to help, he felt that way when he saw how hurt Chris looks during when Dexter wasn't seal.

Speaking of Dexter, he can't help but wanting to help you, like he have helped those stray cats he sees on the street, but you said that it isn't necessary, and that you appreciate his offer to carry you around.

Fleta Z offer to play his flute to ease your mind when you are feeling stress, or just needed to calm your mind down, he would to it without question, Fleta Z have grow fond of you.

Shadow X makes you laugh by pranking the team with you, even when you couldn't do anything to help with the harmless prank, you still have fun together.

Black Hook, Buster Gallon and Heavy Iron, first thought that you are just lazy, and use the excuse of not being able to walk to just sit all day.

That was until you prove to them you couldn't walk by trying to stand up, but fall and a caught by Blue Cop, thankfully he was near you, and Jun scolded the three, sealing them in his metal breath as a punishment.

After that, the three learn their lesson, and did believe you after Jun google search them many people that is disabled, no lim, and unable to walk, using wheelchair, and walking stick, now they feel sorry for you.

Buffalo Crush was confuse about the concept of wheelchair, and have to ask you many question on it, about how you would go up stars and many more, he is just curious.

[cordial-cardbots]

Alright, here's the rules for requesting

Hiya Metal Cardbot fandom, I'm Niko (or Lukky, Shadow X's Wife, whatever you call me), the owner of this blog, and I'm gonna put up some rules before y'all start flooding my inbox:

I've been a Metal Cardbot fan since March of this year (as this blog's bio states) and I've already finished season 1, but I haven't finished watching Metal Cardbot S yet. So for those who want to request MCB:S, I'm sorry to say this but you'll have to wait until I announce on this blog that I'm ready to write for MCB:S Cardbots.

UPDATE: I can now do requests for the MCB:S Cardbots yay!!!

ANOTHER UPDATE: I will NOT do any future requests for the MCB:W Cardbots until ALL the episodes have premiered AND have a subtitled version.

I will only do requests for the Cardbots since there's not enough information about most of the humans.

The reader's gender will be set to gender-neutral as a default. But you can ask for male and female readers!

I write reader inserts in headcanons, oneshots, drabbles and very rarely ficlets.

If you want to add in certain details to your request, please include them in your ask! EG: if you request for Cardbot!Reader, I have to know which vehicle the reader is so that I don't piss off whoever the requester is by making Cardbot!Reader a random vehicle.

Poly relationships are allowed! And so are platonic and familial relationships!

My limit is 4 characters, and the reason I couldn't write for more than 4 is that it takes a long time for me to make up ideas for many characters.

Do NOT send NSFW requests to my inbox! The same goes for character x character stuff.

UPDATE: I will NOT add people's OCs to my fanfics since the readers won't recognize that the OC is an OC. The Readers/S.Os from my other MCB x Reader fanfics don't count since I feel that some of my readers will recognize them from those fanfics.

Another Update: Since I'm not really much of a Transformers fan (and I don't know much about TF itself besides TFP and the Bayverse movies), I don't think I can do requests that are something like "Reader is based on [TF something something]. I'm sorry to say this, but please don't send requests that are partially based on Transformers-related characters or things

I also can't do requests with highly detailed info about the reader!

And remember: I take my time writing these types of things. So I'm sorry if I delay your request!

That's all! I hope you have fun sending requests!

[luxthestrange]

Human Food

You guys ever think...Earth might be the universe culinary masterpiece?...like you got Yautja's coming in secret to eat some mcdonals or...some pozole from the restaurant?...like cybertronians or mcb always seeing these aliens coming to earth in discuises to partake in their favorite cuisine?...some even becoming ADDICTS to the simple pleasure of instant ramen...or a good old cup of coffee

So, one day, brainstorm or other scientists managed to upgrade their holoforms ENOUGH to be able to taste and digest human food...and i think it goes like how newborn babies try solid food for the first time-

Case and point...poor tailgate trying icecream for the FIRST time went like

Y/n*Smiles holding a simple vanilla icecream for him*Dont eat too much too fast~

Tailgate*Tries a small bite, surprised by the temperature, then savours it, and eyes bulged out and grabs your hand holding the dessert and mushes it on to his mouth*!?!?!

Other Liason*Holding his back and cackles*T-TAILGATE LET GO!

Y/n*Seeing him try to eat more even if he gets dirty*T-TAILGATE!BREATH CYCLONUS HELP-...

Other liaison*Sees her own dessert is now gone and sees Cyclonus is avoiding looking at her*...

Cyclonus*Blushing as his whole mouth is covered in whipped cream and ice cream as his Sunday bowl is so clean there was not even a spot*...

-Meanwhile on the table next to them-

Mcb!Yn*Blinks seeing your humanoid cardbots in pain from brainfreeze*...

Shadow X*Holding his head and whines*AAAAAH, DEATH IS UPON US! I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH!?

Heavy Iron*Just finished his ice cream cake, smashes the plate on the floor*I like this! Another!?-...oh

Yuri*Who came in with 10 burgers for each and every one of the bots but glares at heavy iron*Clean.that.up.youngman...

Buffalo*Gasps in awe seeing his burger is in the shape of a heart with flags, smiles as Yuri puts him a bib along kiss on the forehead*Thank you, Mrs Yuri!

Phoenix fire*Holding his head and whines*I-I Been betrayed by the opposite of f-fire...

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Y/n*Coming downstairs from your old home, yawning, you head to the kitchen and get ready to start the day with the usual coffee only...to see it's empty along with your morning sweet bread*What the f-...are you fucking

Ratchet passed out on the sofa with crumbs all over his face and shirt, your favorite coffee mug in his hand, and a chicken leg on the other with a big chunk bitten off

Y/n: Not even Judas was this much of a hypocrite...

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Y/n*Patting your cons backs and then seeing Tarn's own holoavatar crying*Hon what's wrong-

Tarn*Eating Pizza as his first food for the first time, tears running down his face*L-life ish bea-ifuh...

Rest of the Djd Nodding as they eat and their fill with a bit of cola...which took you awhile to tell them "No, it's not mud water with bubbles"...

----------------------------------At a Maid Cafe------------------------------

Maid!Waitress*Serving you and probably the most rugged, retired commando-looking old man, along with the most man? Wearing a mask, he looks like some cyberpunk fanatic, a strawberry parfait and a big beer, and a kid's jumbo burger and fries with onion rings, Commando guy, him the bear and you kid jumbo burger and the cyberpunk guy the parfait *Enjoy masters~

Y/n & Megatron & Sounwave:...

You both switch the items to the correct person, you take a drink of the big, Soundwave the jumbo burger meal, and Megatron the cutesy parfait, all three of you enjoying your items

Maid!Waitress*Saw that and thinks of that one meme*"Moe gap..."

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