Some McClain Headcanons!
let's start with my beloved Mama Mcclain
she is that one mom that's just super sweet when you bring people home, but as soon as they are gone, La Chancla
when she's mad she always ends up mixing english and spanish.
you know you are in trouble if she calls you by your full name, "LANCE ALEJANDRO MCCLAIN SANCHEZ, VENGA PARA ACA".
she cooks very good, but doesn't like it when you don't eat all of it. Lance: Thanks Mamá, but I'm full. Mama McClain: *death stare*
then there's Papá McClain.
huge football ethusiast (i mean soccer, not american football :))
the kind of dad that literally screams at the game.
always speaks spanish without noticing.
he is *cough cough* a better cook that Mama, but you didn't hear that from me.
dad jokes, but HIS OWN dad jokes. Luis: I'm hungry. Papá McClain: starve.
the kind of dad that loves his car, more than his own family.
in Cuba he knows literally everybody. can't walk 2 feet without finding an old friend of his.
Abuelita!
She's the sassy but very religious grandma.
"Si me interrumpes mi rosario una vez más, te parto la cara".
abuelita: i love all my grandchildren equally. my beatiful veronica, lens, resh, loose, and mark.
Marco: abuelita, don't you miss abuelito? Abuelita: *laughs*
classic "BACK IN MY DAYS..." grandma, but she tells you how awful things were back in the day :/
they got her a phone and she just sends this kind of stuff in the McClain group chat. every. single. day.
literally adopts everybody as her grandchildren.
Lance: Pidge and Matt, this is Abuelita. Abuelita: *hugs them* my beautiful children come here. abuelita is going to make some soup for you, and tell you stories of Cuba in my days. Pidge and Matt: *crying* s- sure grandma.
she will beat your ass in bingo.
has fought with a supermarket cashier before, and would do it again.
