#mcelroy quotes

[cry-in-the-shower]

[into-the-clintoris]

Being a bad son is genetic, it seems.

-Justin Mcelroy

[daily-fandom-quotes]

“You’re not gonna have the bees, Griffin! There were no bees! The bees were a ruse to see if you’re a good person!”

— My Brother, My Brother, and Me

[pineapples-wear-crowns]

griffin and travis mcelroy advertising lube on MBMBAM

griffin: “if you’ve got streaks on your windows just throw some lube on it and then wipe it down and then shove it in your ass”

travis: “the window??”

griffin: “the whole window, you know what they say, a man’s way to his heart, is the window to the soul, which is his asshole with an actual window in it.”

justin: “so i guess, ,, *wheeze* so do that”

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[laszlosharmonica]

"I JUST KILLED SOMEBODY WHILE I'M DEAD WHAT'S UP? TAAKO RULES!"

- Justin McElroy, The Suffering Game Chapter 7

[theinvisiblespoon]

"Unconscionably Zesty Miasma" isn't the motto I thought I'd be living by today but griffin andrew mcelroy has forced it upon me

[arundolyn]

you and the box drink POISON. and you live and the box dies and it pops open and theres 900 GOLD inside