AU where Robert is a rough approximation of a incubus. We’re going to play a lil’ fast and loose with the rules, but basically, he just feeds off of other people’s life force through the medium of their lust. Being in a room of horny people is a light snack, having at least one person being horny about him specifically is a heavier snack, and the various bases are different course meals
The thing is, Robert does not feed himself in this way. He barely feeds himself with regular food as it is. He’s just always worried that with how long he’s gone without, he won’t be able to control himself when he has someone in his bed that he’ll just kill them
And it’s easy when he’s Mecha Man Blue. It’s much harder when he’s Robert because the Z-Team practically have it out for him. The sexual jokes and innuendos are like crumbs that pull at his resolve. When they start wanting to fuck him in earnest? It’s bad
Malevola knew he was a fellow demon (or half-demon) and quickly sussed out his nature, so she’s the one that goes to him first about it. Obviously, she puts herself out there as an option, but she’s also like, “Half this office wants you bad, but sure, continue starving yourself”
He rejects her politely. Rejects them all like that. Tries to, anyway, but eventually gets frustrated and explains why he can’t. They hit him with tag-team logic. If someone else is there, they’ll stop Robert from killing the other person. Robert doesn’t think that’s how it works, but he gets convinced to try—just once—and if someone does end up getting hurt (in a way they don’t want, you know what I mean), they won’t do it again. Robert finally gives in
And damn, what an experience it is to be satiated. He knows it won’t last, but for the first time in his entire fucking life, he’s not hungry. It’s so different from what he’s known that he’s all content and gooey in his sleepiness
But this brings new challenges. Having experienced it once, he wants that feeling again, but it feels weird to ask for sex. Wounds his pride, just a little, but also makes him feel like a freak and that he’s using people for his own ends
Luckily, the Z-Team won’t let him starve, especially when there starts to be noticeable improvements to his health, both physical and mental
I dare say he might even develop some demon traits, but we don’t need to get into that
