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Please tell I'm not crazy and that Reverse Pines!Mabel's stage name is Ursa (as in Big Dipper = Ursa Major), bc I either just made it up when I woke this morning or it's a Thing that I'm not remembering

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Eyepocaylse au where Jon is blind and has to trust that martin is telling the truth

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I wish I could draw because if i could I'd definitely draw a little pride celebration comic strip where the first panel is just Tim with a basic 'Love is Love' T-shirt and hoodie all like: "Thanks for coming with me, guys. It means a lot to me that you're such great allies"

And then it cuts to next panel of almost the entire Extended family studying him with varying amounts of doubt, confusion, shock, and frustration while wearing A LOT of their own pride merch and get ups.

Selina is in the calmest costume of all of them. To the average person, she's in her typical thigh high boots and leather jacket civvies. To a more discerning eye, she's wearing her most sapphic earring (large minimalist wires of a naked woman's torso with small pearls as nipples) and a novelty (gasp) T-shirt, obscured mostly by her jacket, that parodies Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album with the Bi flag colors instead of a rainbow. Her nails which are just visible are painted with a pink to blue gradient that the mirror finish of her sunglasses shares.

The most out there is Steph which is why her reaction is the most intense. She's spray colored her hair, wearing a color blocked outfit to fit the Pan colors fit with a bright blue tutu. She has appropriately colored tiny cast iron pans as earring and the flag facepainted on her cheeks and the inclusion flag pinned to her like a cape. They're not at the celebration yet but it is very obvious she is one of those people who will just keep collecting bracelets, stickers, flags, and any merch she can find when she does get there.

They rest fall between Selina and Steph. Jasons's jacket is covered in patches and pins. Duke has a pride hoodie with pins too only he's also wearing the inclusion flag and rainbow socks. Dick has face paint, an obligatory pan pun on his shirt, and booty shorts (obviously could not be seen in a still picture) that say 'Equal Opportunity' on the butt. The shirt and the shorts very obviously do not match, but he's too shameless to be pressured into changing. Cass is dressed in all rainbows courtesy of Steph.

Kate is in the least colorful outfit but the loudest with only a dash face paint and holding a flag etched black with the names, office adresses, and reelection days of politicians that supported anti-queer acts and laws and a bold 'SHUT THEM THE FUCK UP' She holds her thumb up and says: "No problem, bud."

There would be an Bonus part where Ivy, quietly wrapped in a Lesbian flag, leans over to Harley, covered in glitter and stickers to ask: "Are we sure he's a Bat." Referring to apparent lack of detective skills.

Bruce 'I choke on my emotional constipation every time I tell my kids good job' Wayne and Damian 'I'm too young to care to ask what's going on ' Wayne would be in the background dressed in minimal apparel drawn as laughably unfinished blobs in their own experience blissfully unaware of Tim's obliviousness.

Tim is also unaware of Tim's obliviousness.

And then I'd label it "Bats have the highest rates of Homosexuality of any Mammal"

This post was heavily inspired by a post by the talented Tumblr User: Oifaaa

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Steph: The Waynes are cool. B gave me a designated guest room

Bruce: Steph we talked about this before that is your room. If it was a guest room I wouldn't have let you paint it that ugly shade of purple

Steph: How dare you say that! My designated guest room is wonderful shade of purple. I'll have you know it is inspired by the very respectable hex code #420a55

Bruce:

Steph: Don't talk shit about my designated guest room again

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Do you think Gotham thirsts over Pattinson's Bruce the same way that people thirst over Pete Davidson

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There is no way Reginald kept any of the umbrella Academy allve. In fact, I think he might have killed all the rest of the 43, especially in the new timeline when he's seen how reckless and dangerous the Umbrella Academy is.

7 out of 43 kids were adopted and then nothing? No other kids were revealed on the news? They never met a villian that was one of the 43? The only other part of the 43 they've met from their timeline wouldn't know she had powers unless she was near another kid with abilities and even then she was kidnapped and kept out of the timeline from a young age.

I hope they see other versions of themselves but i don't think they will I don't think they're alive to be met.

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Coming of age supernatural drama where the main character doesn't know that humans know about the supernatural world.

Vampire trying to repeat the 11th grade and be all mysterious about it only for everyone to already know before he can dramatically tell them

Witch tries to heal someone with dark magic in a hospital and gets blocked by the wards to their surprise

Banshee telling her best friend that someone is going to die and them believing her without question

They spend the entire time confused but not questioning it while still maintaining the concept they have to hide magic. All their human friends keep trying to tell them its fine but they keep misunderstanding

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Sports anime, but the main struggle is that the team of players trying to lose