#melon anon

[askcoatguy]

Can you ask the homeowner to let me in its dark outside and I'm terrified of the dark I won't take up much room I'll be hiding in the corner if you can let me in-( melon )

I'll let him know... Stay here.

[ask-husk-the-bartender]

The anon who asked for the sweet and red/orange drink. (Melon anon now!🍉) You can charge it, i gladly pay for a tasty drink!🤞

"Charlie doesn't charge sinners for the bar. However, we do have a sinner's rehabilitation tip jar of you insist. It helps fund the hotel."

[iamfruitie]

Okay, so, I know you've got the vibe of power bottom Host, but listen. Brat Host with Dom Dark. Host is such a good candidate for being a brat, because with his narrations he'd be the king of malicious compliance of like, "oh, you told me I couldn't touch myself, so I didn't, I narrated things" and Dark is just so unimpressed with him at all times. - (you have an anon who goes by Melon? If not.... Steals that.)

Host being a lil' shit is just glorious XD

[saymynamewithluv]

Elena had been roommates with Yoongi for quite a while. They knew a lot about each other and she considered them to be best friends. Lately, though, she had been thinking—maybe even hoping—that there was something more going on between them. She definitely knew that she had feelings for the man, but she wasn't sure if they were being reciprocated. At the moment, Elena was in their kitchen, making lunch for the two of them. If she was correct, Yoongi would be getting home soon. - melon 🍉

Yoongi had a long morning at the studio and he was finally getting back home to his shared apartment with his roommate. They've been roommates for a while now and they both developed a close friendship. He could always count on her to cheer him up when he is stressed. He didn't want to admit it but he started to develop feelings for her but he didn't want to try anything. He didn't want to ruin their friendship and he didn't know if she liked him back. He walked to their apartment as he unlocked the door and walked in as he took his shoes off. He smelled food cooking and followed the smell to the kitchen to see Elena cooking. He walked up beside her and smiled. "What are you making?"

[buriedinbleach]

Just a question in general. What kind of dads would Jushiro, Shunsui and Kisuke be? ~ 🍉

Well, they would just be the best dads on the planet. Just the thought gives me all the feels. All of ‘em!! I also want to make sure this is explicitly clear: I would absolutely have adorable babies with every one of them - particularly Shunsui. I honestly think I could talk about them being dads all day. I’ve said this before, but I’m super pumped to write my Shunsui - pregnancy (smut + more) ask.

Jushiro:

*Jushiro is the patient dad.

*He was practically meant to be a father. His zanpakuto is two kiddos for crying out loud! He wants it more than anything.

*Jushiro would throw his all into being an amazing father and husband. Let’s face it, he wouldn’t have to try very hard. The man is practically perfect. *dreamy sigh*

*He would be SO loving, it would make your heart melt. Every time you see him with the kids you would be instantly struck with this feeling of “THIS is exactly why I wanted to have your babies. You’re perfect.”

*Even when he’s trying to discipline them when they’ve been naughty, he’s just too kind and patient for his own good. It doesn’t work.

*His tiny humans would have him figured out very early on and wrapped around their tiny little fingers. They could probably get away with murder as far as Jushiro is concerned, but luckily they’re just as sweet as their dad.

*I HC Jushiro having two kiddos, a boy and a girl. One with dark hair, one with white. Please excuse me while I go live in my fantasy.

Shunsui:

*Shunsui is the relaxed, ‘cool’ dad type. He doesn’t sweat the small stuff.

*His biggest priority is making sure his kid(s) have a happy childhood. They can worry about work later. The kiddo gives him the perfect excuse to ditch his duties whenever he gets the chance, but instead of going to nap, he plays with your tiny human.

*Hopefully you’re willing to lay down some rules for the tiny human (they’re really rules for Shunsui), because he is not the type to establish rules or follow them.

*It might drive you slightly crazy sometimes, but you forgive him when you see how happy your kiddo (and your entire family by extension) is.

*As lazy as Shunsui is known for being sometimes, that doesn’t apply to his duties as a husband or father. He goes above and beyond to make sure you’re both taken care of and get whatever your hearts desire.

*Nanao absolutely comes around to read to the little one too, just like Lisa did for her. She may or may not teach said tiny human daddy’s favorite napping spots, just in case she needs one more person to track him down in an emergency.

*I HC him as having a little girl with dark curly hair just like daddy. She is absolutely daddy’s little princess and had him wrapped around her finger the second he laid eyes on her - and you.

Kisuke:

*Kisuke would be a very playful ‘best friend’ type of dad. He always encourages his kids not to take life too seriously.

*Kisuke’s kid would be so much like him, its scary. Also adorable, but mostly scary. Imagine that Kisuke level of hyper-intelligence in a child and the mischief they would create!

*That child would be a pro at sneaking out and covering their tracks at an early age. Reishi dampening cloak? Kisuke’s kid has a suit that they made themselves - probably more than one, actually. They’ve planned for you to find the original and hide it.

*You and Kisuke would absolutely have your work cut out for you when it comes to keeping track of that kid. Best of luck.

*Kisuke and his kid would eventually have a battle of wits - several, in fact. It doesn’t matter how crafty you think you are, its best to leave things up to the pros.

*You and your tiny human could craft up pranks for Kisuke all day, and he would let you. Kisuke would know what you were up to, but having fun with the two of you is priority number one.

*I HC Kisuke as having a little boy with the same messy, sandy blonde hair. Clearly just as mischievous as his dad - and just as cute. Tessai is the uncle who pretends to be stern but sneaks him candy constantly.

[iamvegorott]

Dr.Implier: Now open wide for me okay?

Dr.Schneeplestein: Y-yes sir.

Dr.Implier: This might sting a bit.

Dr.Schneeplestein: It’s okay, I’m not made of glass.

Dr.Implier: Stop making this sound like a porno, I’m your dentist.

Dr.Schneeplestein: fight those cavities daddy

[buriedinbleach]

Yes hello I had a Bleach dream it was naisu. Felt good to be in Shunsui arms. So warm and hhhhhhh. Thank you for your writing Bib. ~ ❤🍉

Agh!!! I’m so jealous! 😫 You guys get all the delicious Bleach dreams, I just get to write about it. Oh well, as long as someone is dreaming about him, Shunsui would be a happy man.

But can’t you just hear that sexy voice now, all snuggled up and holding you close, “Maa, there’s no need to dream. You’ve got the real thing right here.”

[buriedinbleach]

If it's too personal I was wondering how your hubby thinks about you swooning over these Bleach lads and gals. ~ ❤🍉

Oh, its not too personal, no worries! I would totally wonder myself 😉 And I’m a fairly open book!

I feel like my real thirst didn’t start to fully develop until I really got into writing for all these different characters. And posting some of the manga caps certainly hasn’t helped! They’re all so beautiful! But mostly,I just want to show a little appreciation for the artistry that went into Kubo creating this world for our enjoyment. I mean, he gave us some super attractive and honorable guys, as well as women who aren’t just crazy beautiful, but they’re crazy strong too and not afraid to show the guys who’s boss! Love it.

But my hubs is so playful and easygoing, its wonderful. He teases me about it occasionally (particularly when I was watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure 🤤) but he mostly just does it trying to be funny. It’s also 110% his fault that I’m into Bleach (or any anime period!) so he only has himself to blame! Not to mention he’s pretty shameless about his love for Rangiku, so I think it kinda cancels out my love for Kensei. We’re even!