#menulog

[jessequinones]

So, yesterday I said that I wonder if my deity gets tired of keeping my dumb ass alive...Now I'm questioning if either my deity or another deity is trying to kill me at this point because I just got attacked by a mama and a papa pair of plovers...yes that is the actual name for the bird, here's a picture.

You look in those eyes and tell me you don't see hate.

So to recap, yesterday I drove on a road WHERE THERE WAS NO ROAD CLOSED SIGN so on this road, that was full of holes, and half of the road literally just disappeared. I nearly flipped my car over and fell off a cliff.

Today, I was attacked by a pair of plovers

Last month somone crashed into me and totalled my car

Last year a dog bit me and I had to go to the hospital

And so you want to know what I do that's so dangerous I put my life out on the line everytime I leave my house...I'm a door dasher.

You read that right...I deliver food to people who are hungry...that's it.

I don't know what tomorrow will bring but rest assure I won't be ready for it.

[whooplee]

i just want to say…

the katy perry menulog add is the most god awful song i have ever had the misfortune to hear, every time it plays a part of my soul dies within, every fucking time i hear the “ding dong” i creep on inch closer to the edge of the fucking cliff

to conclude i hate it and it should be burned and never heard again.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Concern over deapfake technology: No footage of someone saying something will ever be trustworthy again

What no one expects: Your smart TV will inject ads into your shows by making the characters say stuff like in that menulog add 

[trinklied]

Sydney's Air Quality Has Hit Hazardous Levels. Food Delivery Companies Are Still Letting Their Riders Work

"I can't afford to not deliver," one rider told BuzzFeed News.

Popular food delivery companies have continued to accept orders despite air quality levels far exceeding "hazardous" levels, raising questions about the health of the workers spending long periods exposed to the smoke.

An investigation conducted by the Fair Work Ombudsman earlier this year found that Uber delivery drivers are considered independent contractors and not employees in Australia. This means they are not entitled to certain workplace standards and benefits such as the minimum wage, superannuation, and annual leave and sick leave. Because independent contractors are not entitled to paid leave, any work missed is lost income.

Michael Kaine is the president of the Transport Workers' Union, which represents food delivery drivers. He said the food delivery companies' resistance to stopping work or providing safety equipment for their riders isn't surprising.

"These are the same companies which don’t provide them with proper wet gear for the rain," Kaine told BuzzFeed News. "They don’t provide them with rest areas where they can re-hydrate when it is hot and don’t halt work when there are storms.

"The smoke levels in Sydney are at times well above hazardous levels and most workers do have the right to stop work. If food delivery riders stop work even during storms they can get penalised for not doing shifts and not making themselves available for work."

[otherwindow]

jeff goldblum is so mean in these aussie ads

[willxia1]

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[mattkman]

[eight-times-nine]

i would like to thank Jeff Goldblum for personally hand-crafting everything i order when im too moody to cook for myself