#merc shitposts

[scarlet-streak-rambles]

Anime/Manga Writers: Why don’t the fans like the canon straight couple instead of the non-canon gay ships?

MC looking at their canon love interest: So pretty and fights good.

MC looking at their rival/best friend/partner: They’re like the sun, brilliantly blinding and all-consumingly powerful. There’s a deadly beauty and grace to every action they take. They’re the other half of me that I never thought could exist, the one person who pushes me to be my best self, and life without them would not be worth living. There’s nothing in this world that they could not accomplish and I am but a fool chasing after them in hopes of reaching their level. Even then, having them in front of me/by my side has pushed me to heights I never thought imaginable.

[scarlet-streak-fanfics]

Tonight's Vibe

[hgmercury73]

@americiumam I’m here to call you out, dilf lover

[scarlet-streak-rambles]

Oh, you wanna tell me about your favorite anime ship? Cool, which one has the white/lighter color hair and which one has the black/darker color hair?

[scarlet-streak-rambles]

What’s that one ship that you don’t really focus on but if you’re reading a fic for a different pairing and that ship isn’t together you can’t keep reading?

[scarlet-streak-rambles]

Can we just take a moment to recognize how inadvertently gay the way Tamaki picked his hero name and even how Mirio came up with it? Mirio found out Tamaki thinks of him as the Sun, wanted to call him something better than the sun, and came up with Suneater. Like, what was that train of thought? How did that go down?

Mirio, discovering Tamaki thinks of him as the sun: *Sharp gasp* Please be the Suneater, Tamaki, I'm begging you.

Tamaki: Good superhero name... 

Mirio: Sure, yeah, that's what I meant!

[scarlet-streak-rambles]

Sherlock and Liam’s entire relationship is just two guys saying the most gut-wrenchingly romantic and emotionally intimate things to each other and then following it up with “no homo” to confuse their friends. Billy is the only one who’s even slightly caught on to it. Screenshot dump of examples beneath the cut

[scarlet-streak-rambles]

From reading Rust Blaster, Black Butler, and Twisted Wonderland, I have determined that Toboso Yana desperately wants to create a plot heavy fantasy BL and I for one think we should let her for the good of Black Butler. Be free, Toboso, follow your dreams.