fellowship resume skills, ranked:
-boromir, has had good job experience and is very organized. great manager and team leader, really wants to work up the corporate latter. 8/10
-gimli, a little blunt but well qualified. resume is dense but well written. fantastic interview skills. 8/10
-merry, surprisingly well thought out. aesthetically pleasing and practical. a bit of a trust fund kid but wants to work hard. great interviewer. 7/10
-sam, great worth ethic, a little all over the place. has a very short resume but fantastic references. will not lie on resume at all. 7/10
-frodo, eh. not the worst but doesn’t stand out. uses bad fonts. bilbo helped to write most of it, stretched the truth a lil. 6/10
aragorn: pretty awful. passable, not good. spacing is weird and printer was running out of ink. miraculously, gets the job. 4/10
legolas: nepo baby. his dad always brings him the job applications. does not apply. bad at communication and almost always ghosts the interviewers. 1/10.
galdalf: has always worked here. no one remembers him applying or when he started. for a while people thought he retired. he didn’t, just stopped coming to work. started again 3 months later, without saying a word to anyone. came back in all white with a bad sunburn. probably went to miami. 10/10












