#mi-kyung

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Character A: If I like Character B, shoot me!

Character C: [points finger guns at Chracter A] Bang!

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Character A: Air, water, fire, earth - which of you would bend what element?

Character B: Fire!

Character C: [stage whispering] Because of your fiery passion.

Character D: Earth.

Character C: [slightly louder] Because you’re so grounded.

Character E: Hmm…water.

Character C: Because you’re so deep and mysterious!

Character B: [mumbling] And you’re a wet blanket.

Character C: And I would bend air!

Character D: Because you’re an airhead.

Character C: Now I know you intended to hurt my feelings…but I am just so darn proud of you that you made a DAD JOKE!

Character D: [covering their mouth] Oh, shhh–

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Last night’s [TV show] was, without a doubt, the worst. Episode. Ever. Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

One of your OCs

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Character A: what mouse walks on two legs?

Character B: Mickey

Character A: okay, what duck walks on two legs?

Character B: Donald

Character A: No, all of them

Character B: this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house

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Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention. Science has it all.

One of your OCs

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Character A: What country has the most birds? Portu-geese.

Character A: ...Wait.

Character B: That's a language.

Character C: Portu-gull.

Character D: Nice recovery.

Character E: Don't you mean re-dove-ry?

Character F: Turkey, how did we miss Turkey?

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Character A: If you can divide by zero, let my hear you say "hell yeah!"

Character B: Hell yeah!

Character A: No, you can't. Mathmatically impossible. Listen.