May 27, 2015
i. miamichills ii. penrosexsteps iii. talentforlying iv. wasthatnotprocedure v. qxestionable
❛ oh, boy --- mercury’s in RETROGRADE.
not a good day to be a leo. ❜
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i. miamichills ii. penrosexsteps iii. talentforlying iv. wasthatnotprocedure v. qxestionable
❛ oh, boy --- mercury’s in RETROGRADE.
not a good day to be a leo. ❜
our muses already have so much in common. they're homicidal sociopaths, they're narcissists, they have a named laura, and they have killed their father. i think this is meant to be.
can you seel the smirk alice is giving off right now. bad news. she found a play thing.
Unresolved Issues
❈ miamichills started following you
The ‘Gray Gull’ was just as busy as ever and Wade got his hands full to serve drinks AND chatting with the people - a service for which the Gull was renowned for. He just barely finished a round of dozen shots before turning his attention to his new guest, wiping his hands with a towel.
❝ Welcome to the Gray Gull. What can I-- ❞
Wade cut himself off in mid-sentence, looking at the other in disbelief. Well, this was confusing. And Awkward.
❝ --Who or... What are you? ❞
❝ —— an’ does that line USUALLY work for ye? ❞
miamichills
❝ you are one sick ass, twisted mother fucker, you know that? ❞
+13
"Hey, you came for the free cupcakes or an adventure?"
miamichills
❝ I FOUND SOMEONE. ❞ An older man with life to spare. Handsome, only to someone like Mary. He actually reminded her of her father. Devilish, and inviting. Comforting in the way he spoke, like he could take everything bad away. But then his eyes began to wander, and wishful promises became creepy. The conversation swam for a few hours between the two, and despite Mary’s lingering thought--- he was only being polite to the pregnant woman, polite didn’t seem to be something highly regarded to him. He was loud, touchy, and crude. She could still feel the callouses and how prominently they scraped along the fabric covering her stomach. If only you weren’t pregnant. ❝ B, did you hear me? ❞ I found someone. It would have come out more excited if the day hadn’t been so exhausting. She carried quite the load, one that took nine months to get rid of. Soon, little Joanna.
brian/mary, tbh.
Who wakes the other one up with kisses: MARY
Who is the morning person/night person: Both are very much night people, but Mary has the habit of getting up obnoxiously early.
Who is the romantic one: Neither, but each of them will most likely try to do something borderline romantic if the other is upset. Killing together is the most romantic thing they’ve done.
Who is the more cuddly one: Mary
Who cooks: Mary
Favorite nonsexual activity: Pfff--- killing, eating, or torturing each other.
Their favorite place to be together: Home
Any traditions: They have rituals when they kill, but traditions escape any patience they have.
Their “song”: I Can’t Quit You Baby by Led Zeppelin (any song considered “their song” is just songs Mary thinks of and labels as their’s. Brian has no say tbh)
What they do for each other on holidays: They don’t do much for holidays, and if they do, they go out for some fun in the red light district. I think they probably celebrate Valentine’s Day having a threesome with prostitutes and killing them afterward.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: They never officially get married, but when Mary is asked where they went on their Honeymoon she says Disneyworld.
Where did they first meet: At a dumpster out of town...
Any pets: Hell no
What do they fight over: EVERYTHING
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Most likely just get out of Miami. Mary might drag him (and Joanna) to Disneyworld some day.
Who kills the bugs; Mary, because Brian don’t give a fuck.
Who hogs the sheets; Both of them, and blame the other for stealing them first.
Who hates mornings; Brian
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee; Neither of them are really big coffee drinkers.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law; Both of their mothers are dead so... but Mary would love Laura, and Brian would hate Linda.
Who drives; Brian
Who gets horny in awkward public places; mary...
Who had a scene phase; BRIAN
Who wore braces; Neither
Who got bullied; Both of them, Brian maybe more than Mary ever was.
Who is louder? Mary
Who is more experimental? Despite Brian’s somewhat sundry sexual preferences, Mary is more likely to change it up, kink, and gender preference wise.
Who takes more risks? Mary, which has been frowned upon by Brian.
Do they fuck or make love? They fuck.
Lights on or off? Lights on
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Mary tbh...
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Both, honestly, it’s one of their best ideas.
Has either stolen the other’s underwear? I don’t think Brian would ever wear Mary’s undies but who knows if all of his are in the wash? She would definitely be caught wearing his underwear.
Who comes first? It depends. But Mary likes to come first, if she had any say.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? I think both prefer it equally, and honestly both are fab at giving it... I would think that Brian gives it more.
Who is more submissive? Mary is, but she wont admit it.
Who usually initiates things? Mary, but Brian has plenty of times.
Who is more sensitive? Mary (honestly have u met her. Brian’s a lil bitch tho too so)
Who has the most patience? Brian
Which kinks do they share? Bondage, masochism/sadism, knifeplay (any object potentially harmful with the exception of guns), choking, dubious consent, & amputations.