#millennial peter

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Red skull: come join me as I destroy Steve Rogers once and for all!

Spiderman: if you wanted to lure me to your side you shoulda stayed handsome ma fella

Ironman: I am revoking your Internet privileges you absolute Gremlin

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Peter: *T-posing in the middle of the hallway* Good morning parental figure

Tony: *sipping coffee not looking up from tablet* Good morning Gremlin

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Wade: *Rolls up in a black van with multicoloured wings painted on the side* So Babyboy ready to go?

Peter: Sure but first about the van. Why?

Wade: I wanted it to look less like a ‘free candy’ van and more like a ‘college student, your kids are safe’ kinda van.

Peter: It’s certainly...something