#incorrect ironman

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what do you do of multiple gang leaders break into your appartment and try to kill or kidnap you and your aunt?

Peter: I can take them I'm spiderman

Tony: for the love of God kid please just call me or even the cops next time

Peter: I think I handled this pretty well *squirts fire extinguisher again*

Tony: Kid you made the bathtub catch fire

[8byt]

Peter: So, how's the best hero in the world doing?

Tony: I don't know, how are you Peter?

Peter:

Peter, in tears: Oh uh I-I'm doing fine.

[thatoneguyinthechair]

Sexuality Reveal Party

Tony: Dammit, the printer broke while I was printing Peter's birthday invitations. Pepper: Well, what are they supposed to say? Tony: Peter's birthday party. Pepper: What do they say instead? Tony: Peter's bi. Pepper: Pepper: Works either way.

[adhd-peterparker]

Tony: Hey, are you ready to- what are you doing?

Peter: Lying on the floor. What does it look like I'm doing?

Tony: It looks like you're trying to mimic a dying whale.

Peter: That's exactly what I am doing.

Tony: Care to explain what's wrong?

Peter: My stomach feels like it got stabbed.

Tony: Ah, on your period?

Peter: No, I got stabbed.

[dead-inside-pt2]

Tony: LOOK PEP I GOT US A REINDEER

Pepper: Tony that is a fucking Llama

[incorrect-assvengers]

Peter: I’m a bottom. I can’t do this.

Tony, sobbing: For the last time, I don’t know what that means. I’m just trying to teach you to parallel park.

[incorrectlyavenged]

Peter, taping a knife to a Roomba: Be free my child

*Later*

Tony, walking in with a cut on his ankle: PETER, WHY WOULD YOU-

[avengers-ensemble]

Tony: Watch out Peter! Enemy on the left!

Peter: *makes L’s with both his hands* Which way is left?

Tony: 3 o’clock Peter!

Peter, confused: No, it’s 4:15 and I don’t know what you want from me.