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I’m a fan of those DCxPJO crossovers where Tim is a demigod and hiding it from the rest of the fam, but i think Brucequest™️ is so underused in them.
What if Brucequest was the outcome of a prophecy from the oracle?
Whose son will Tim be? I don't want Athena to be the parent, I always get the feeling that all the credit Tim gets for his brains goes straight to his mother.
I agree that there should be more variety in his godly parent, here are some of my favourite alternatives than just Athena:
Hypnos - Narcoleptic Tim Drake is one of my favourite headcannons and I think it would EAT with a child of Hypnos Tim
Nemesis - Balance and retribution??? Fits in with a good morally grey Tim. Works well with his vigilante life too
Apollo - I think in this fic idea/headcannon child of Apollo Tim could be fun, gives more opportunities for prophecy shenanigans during Brucequest. Not my favourite, but for this it could work
Hephaestus - Feels a bit similar to Athena for me, but has a bit of spice and originality. I'd prefer son of Hephaestus Tim than son of Athena Tim
Damn I'm torn between Hypnos and Nemesis. Both are great. Apollo is a great idea too, but I can't help but think of the amount of jokes that would have to be cut if it wasn't Hypnos. And between Nemesis and Apollo, Nemesis seems to suit Tim himself better. I THOUGHT about Hephaestus, but it feels like something is missing.
Okay but if he’s a son of Apollo then the Children of Dionysus thing goes hard. Apparently Dionysus and Apollo represent different aspects of life- Ecstasy and Reason.
Bernard is Ecstasy, Tim is Reason, but together they’re both full of life ☺️
Just tried asking Siri to kill me quickly if the robot apocalypse ever happens… Siri tried to call the police 😭 There’s MY heart attack for the day. Thankfully I had 3 seconds to cancel it, but still… WAY too close
Hey guys. DCxDP where Danny is tormenting Damian on social media for literally no reason because it’s funny
Danny, Sam and Tucker are scrolling through Bruce Wayne’s Twitter account for whatever reason (trying to find an announcement from the company, trying to find a stupid tweet, etc) and accidentally find a picture of Damian.
Cue everyone freaking out, because they look almost (aside from Damian being a bit darker than Danny) identical.
Even better, Danny is wearing a (much cheaper) near identical version of the outfit that Damian is wearing in the picture.
The group stages a quick picture in the same poses as Damian’s (Tucker, playing Bruce, is on a step stool) and post it in a reply.
They think nothing of it, find whatever they were looking for, and move on.
Except… Danny continues doing it. For months. People start following him on Twitter. The GiW have visited his house twice now because he keeps breaking through the media blackout to post (before being turned away due to lack of warrant).
Damian is not amused (Jon absolutely is, but this isn’t about him). He’s in deep Twitter beef with this random scrawny white boy for responding to every single photo of him with his own poorly done copy. He doesn’t even have an account, but he’s still finding ways to argue with Danny. He’s gone viral for blinking threats to Danny in Morse code during an interview.
The worst part is, this can’t possibly be a clone, so Damian isn’t allowed to attack him physically. Danny is fifteen, three years older than Damian. He’s not related in any way to Ra’s Al Ghul, or anyone who might have cloned Damian before. They just look remarkably alike.
Danny goes viral when, after a clip of Damian fleeing a rogue is posted to twitter, he responds with his own clip of him fleeing a ghost (probably Vlad). It’s clearly a genuine emergency, but Danny still put in the effort to move in the exact same pattern that Damian did (aside from a few quick dodges to avoid ecto blasts).
Damian is enraged.
He’s got to put an end to this somehow.
And so, he steals one of B’s private jets, and takes a quick flight to bumfuck nowhere, Illinois.
The video of Damian chasing Danny around is officially under Oracle’s protection and cannot be removed from the internet
No no no, the video is scooby-doo style where Damian chases Danny off screen, and a second later Danny is chasing Damian the opposite direction (with the same movement pattern)
What's more likely to become canon
Bruce and Jason forgiving each other and having a healthy relationship
Batman and Joker kissing with tongue on page
POKEMON CONCEPT:
PSYCHIC/POISON TYPE TOAD
Based on all the hallucinogenic guys out there… you go little frog/toad.
This saturday im gonna be electrocuting myself while building adorable lego animals and I pray that I wont behead one
Are you doing any Pokemon?
Danny on Phone: Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up, please Jazz for once in your life pick up the phone- Jazz's Voicemail: The number you have dialed is not available. Please leave a message- Danny: NO! Ugh, okay, hey Jazz, it's ya boi, Danny. Could you come to Gotham and pick me up, please? Now I know I said I could handle the summer internship, and I know you said that it was a dangerous city, and you were right, so you don't have to gloat, but I really need you to come get me, okay? Code: Green Dog. If you call back and I don't answer, they got me. Love you. Tim waiting patiently, tied up in front of Danny: Does this "Jazz" not answer their phone often? I'm sorry, it's really frustrating when they do that. Danny: She usually has her phone on Do not disturb at this hour-wait! Stop trying to emotionally connect with me, I kidnapped you! Tim: I'm not trying to emotionally connect with you. I'm just making conversation. Danny: Well, stop it! Tim: Why? Danny: Because you don't have casual conversations with your kidnappers! Tim: Really? I always do whenever I get kidnapped. Plus, you've been rather considerate. You only tied my ankles and wrists together, and when you threw me into the truck of your car, you put in a pillow for my head. Danny: How....how often does this happen to you? Tim shrugging: Once or twice a week. Danny: A WEEK!? Tim: Why did you take me anyway? Danny: Um, you know Phantom- the ghost guy? He overheard the Mad Hatter bragging about using mind control on the Waynes. He ordered them to kill you in your sleep, but when I tried to warn your security team, they didn't believe me. I took you to protect you. Tim: I see. And how does "Jazz" fit into all this? You already had me in the trunk of a getaway car. Danny: First of all, it's not a getaway car. It's a rental, and the Mad Hatter put a hit out on us. We have to leave the city, which would be tracable in a rental. Tim: Hmmm. Is this the part where you knock me out before you tell me not to fall in love with you? Danny, horrified: No. Tim: Pity.
nah photoshop is free
I don’t know the context but I agree
Piece of shit cat
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate man’s hubris!
Tumblr what does this ad mean. Why is there this cat. I mean I love him but I think it’s only made the confusion worse. I know what all those words mean, and I know about cats, but not in that order and not about what cats have to do with it.
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Danny knew that he couldn’t let himself lose control.
Ever since Vlad had gone too far, and he had lost his family, he had to remind himself that things were going to be better, to have some hope for the future.
It didn’t seem to matter when he was filled with such all-consuming rage though.
Still, he found a couple of magic rings. He hates wearing them, they hurt so much, but he needs the power boost they give him.
He will not fail again.
(Or; Danny is both so angry, yet has such hope for his future that both a Red and a Blue Lantern Ring choose him at the same time.)
Danny is..having an experience to say the least.
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bugs is…. shrimp????
a small snippet of a new oneshot that i’m cooking :)
Precumming me oven to 80085 degrees. If you smell what I’m stepping in
No. You don't get by with this one flopping. I will make this post haunt you.