#minnie mcgee

[hxuse-xf-black]

Pomfrey: I am sorry that you had to witness such a vicious fight. Remus, stuck on bed rest after a bad full moon: Oh? Was that a fight? Pomfrey: Are you kidding? Minerva said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please, excuse me." May as well spit in my face.

[that-one-xachster]

minnie: ok, which one of you was it this time? james: it was sirius sirius, pointing accusingly: it was james remus, casually: i was in the library peter, panicking: w-whats a prank??

[nerdblob]

Sirius: I’m too hot to make decisions

Professor Mcgonagall: Mr Black all I asked you to do is answer the multiple choice questions-?

Sirius: but Minnie, I’m too Dashingly Handsome to make any decisions

Professor Mcgonagall: and this is why I wish to retire early

[wolfstarsagainstwincest]

Just a cute little thing I like to think about. Because we all know abt the reunion between Remus and Sirius got RUDELY interrupted by Snape, i like to think that wasn’t their first reunion that year. I like to believe that when Remus got hired, he would put the fear back into Snape, and with his best friend, Sirius, out of Azkaban, they could work a little magic and prank the shit out of Snape. They left subtle hints of “Harry knows”, “Lily knows what you’re doing to Harry”, and many more. Along with making Snape see Sirius’ animagus form, but only out of the corner of his eye to make him think he was nuts. Snape would run crying to Dumbeldore about how “he’s here Albus, I know he is. He’s everywhere I turn. He’s on the grounds. You have to believe me.” And Dumbeldore will just smile and tell him not to worry, that’s why the dementors are there.

Also, we all know Minnie McG was in on it eventually. Remus runs into her (literally), causing Remus to drop all the hand-sighed “-Lily<3” notes and she just grins and asks “up to old antics, are we Moony?” And he would just say “I would never do it alone Minnie.” And they continue about their days as if he wasn’t tormenting the SHIT out of that prick Snape.

(P.s. I am a proud Snape and Dumbeldore anti… not sorry.)

[prospering-orchid]

[padsnprongs]

James: *is called into Minnie’s office*

James: okay. I know you’re mad, but before you say anything, yes, we screwed up.

James: and yes, you warned us.

James: and yes, I don’t know where I’m going with this.

James: but i do know this: i have reached the end of my sentence.

[thecitrinecircle]

I want stories from Hogwarts during the early 00s. Muggle-borns teaching everyone Soulja Boy, 00s R&B and Hip-Hop, & terrible catch phrases. And, Minerva being so fed up with it one day that she blasts "Party Up" by DMX all day.

[crows-murder]

McGonagall: good work, Mr. Black.

Sirius: thanks, Mum!

McGonagall:...

James:...

Peter:...

Remus:...

Everyone:...

Sirius: what? Why's everybody staring at me?

James: you just called McGonagall "Mum". Yiu said "thanks mum"

Sirius: what?! No I didn't. I said thanks ma'am.

McGonagall: do you see me as a mother figure, Mr. Black?

Sirius: no! If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.

James: hey! Show your mother some respect!

Bonus:

McGonagall: would you like to have tea in my office this afternoon, Mr. Black?

Sirius:...

Sirius: yes, please.