Is this thing on? *taps microphone*
Good evening to our Mainstreamers and Outcasts alike,
I’m sure you’re all having a great time but there’s just that little something you are waiting for and that is the announcement of our new Prom Royalty. And we don’t want to keep you in suspense any longer.
The Prom Queen and King of 2017 are:
Hunter Clarington and Mercedes Jones
The Prince and Princess of 2017 are:
Sebastian Smythe and Marley Rose
Congratulations to both of our pairs. Although the latter is as shocking to us as to a lot of you I’m sure. We might have to recount the votes. That can’t be right.
Now we come to a part of the evening that is the last official one but not the least of course. Our Best Dressed tonight are:
Quinn Fabray and Ryder Lynn!
They both win a Lima Bean gift card and a free appointment at Planned Parenthood as long as it still exists.
A big round of applause for all our deserved winners. We ask those who go home empty handed tonight to not be lousy losers and resort to petty actions. This is not a popularity race. Except it totally is.
We also heard that someone messed with the punch so we will exchange it for something untainted soon. Thank you to the tattletales students who let us know.
Now have a good rest of the night. We sure will.
Admin reminder (as always): You all still have today until midnight GMT to post new prom starters, don’t post any after that. But you can still reply to the ones already in the tag. Please complete ongoing prom FTF’s by next Sunday.