#mod wizard

[hmshermitcraft]

An avian's wings are very, very weak - well, they're strong, but get hurt easily. It's a sign of deep trust for them to let you touch your wings.

For this, whenever Skizz tries to get Tango to touch or preen his wings, Tango freaks out.

He's a blaze hybrid! He's gonna burn him! What if- what if-

Skizz assures him every time, and impulse starts sitting beside them while tango gets his turn to preen Skizz's wings, to take over if he gets too overwhelmed, since he has experience with helping skizz.

Tango still isn't sure, but the happy chirps from Skizz and the laugh from Zed when he asks over and over if he did something wrong are worth it.

Is a flustering and humbling experience as much as a loving and emboldening one. Skizz's bright smile alongside the fluttering of now preened wings is enough to make Tango melt. He's so grateful Skizz trusts him.

[incorrect-toa]

Not to be offensive or anything, but I'm alive.

- Jim or Douxie

[omegapausestuck]

Oi, just a reminder but we do still occasionally do silly Sprite edits. So feel free to send your favorite homestuck blogs some ideas, and also us I suppose :P

[hmshermitcraft]

(Poly Bad Boys, for the theme! If I sent this in earlier with Anon off no I didn’t.)

All three of the Bad Boys are pining for each other, and it’s driving the Clockers insane.

Cleo burned ‘YOU LIKE EACH OTHER DUMMIES’ in the mansion’s roof the second time they burned it down.

Scar begged an AFK Grian to tell Jimmy and Joel: “Even I can see you guys like each other, one of you’s gotta say something.”

The real reason Bdubs has been hanging out with Etho is because he can’t stand Grian and Jimmy and Joel whine about not confessing to *insert fellow Bad Boy here* each time they respawn alone.

The Bad Boys themselves? Grian has a crush on Joel. His best friend Jimmy also has a crush on Joel. Joel has caught feelings for both of them and no idea how to tell Jimmy and Grian he likes them.

-💫🌠Anon

Nothing. Is. Working.

It's beyond frustrating for literally everyone involved. Including when the Bad Boys actually start trying to drop hints to the others. And they're all in too much denial to actually understand what is happening.

[hmshermitcraft]

The Hermits are gods and don't really need to eat, but their poor little demigod boyfriend Grian does, so he end ups fainting and scaring his partners

The amount of times they have thought he died is alarming. They make a schedule and meal plan after enough times, and they learn to cook just for him. He insists he can do it himself if they get him the ingredients and they don't even entertain the idea.

[hmshermitcraft]

Bdubs.. misses Etho, a lot. It isn't his fault that he got paired with Impulse during Double Life! He originally wanted Etho! But, now, Etho's.. dating Joel? Bdubs isn't too sure, just, Etho has something with Joel.

Bdubs can't blame him either, Joel's way better than him. Joel's super amazing at building, super cool, super good at pvp. Even, super handsome.

Even Bdubs is confused on whether he has a crush on Joel, or if he is just jealous of Joel.

Etho invites both Bdubs and Joel for dinner one night and Joel is 100% convinced Bdubs is planning his murder because the man stares daggers into him the whole night.

[hmshermitcraft]

that one post about the queen who gets married and is fully prepared to murder her new husband and take over, but the king gladly lets her take over without the murder because he's really autistic and just wants to study his beetles

but it's cletho

+the addition with the king breeding venomous beetles to use against people that keep trying to assassinate the queen

Cleo literally walks into their bedroom one night, brandishing a knife. She has a fully threatening aura and starts explaining how the kingdom needs to go in a new direction and Etho needs to be removed from the throne and-

Oh thank god, any fear Etho had completely dissipated. He has no interest in ruling and if Cleo wants to, he is more than willing to let her.

For a while their marriage is still mostly a farce, but as time goes on feelings bloom and suddenly ruling the kingdom isn't as one sided anymore.

[hmshermitcraft]

Grian own a Chatot (the bird with a musical note for a head) and it ANNOYS EVERYBODY bc randomly, you hear a "Pesky Bird!" or some random noises courtesy of one Grian

(There was a function with the DS/3DS where you could record audio for Chatot's signature move Chatter, and it would replay that audio any time the move was used. This caused the move to be BANNED IN COMPETITIVE GAMEPLAY)

Sometimes his Chatot doesn't just repeat what Grian tells him to. Sometime he ends up repeating secret love confessions that Grian told his pokemon in good conscious! He has been betrayed!