Apr 18, 2021
Margaret when seeing it’s Philip who’s arrived in the afterlife and not her sister.
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Margaret when seeing it’s Philip who’s arrived in the afterlife and not her sister.
So I tend to refer to someone or something sleeping as them being dead. I say it in a joking sense like
"Oh she's dead." = "Oh she's asleep."
And just now I looked at my dog, who is sleeping beside my bed, and thought
"Oh she died rather quickly." And laughed.
After a moment I just kinda froze and realized how morbid my humor was.
kid!Roman: Daaad, my lip is bleeding.
Janus : Lovely
teen!Remus: Let me see, let me see! *approaches Roman*
Roman, leaning in to show his lip barely bruised : Can you see it?
Remus, grinning : OH NO! *hugs Roman close* My baby brother is heavily injured!
Janus, peeking over : huh?
Remus, theatrically: He's dying, dad, dying a horrible death!
Roman : You're being silly! Stop!
Remus, giggling : huh~ he's repressing it, too ~ it's denial ~
Janus : Stop it, Remus. Roman, you're an actor, stop acting like that.
Roman, maliciously complying : ok. *starts crying on the spot*
Remus : He is in the stage of grief.
Janus, sighing : I hate kids.
The household toaster actually makes an awesome bath bomb.
“[she] is in the cemetery.”
*awkward pause*
“Not dead, just visiting!”
Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the jew stare into the ashtray?
Becuase he was doing family research.