ilya dragging shane out to a club, he's living his best cunty femme life after being in canada for years and feeling safer, but the bouncer stops his baby at the door
"uh this is a gay club you sure you're at the right place? we have a dress code..."
"he is with me?"
*confusion, looking back and forth between this fashion icon and some guy* "he's with you?"
"yes? he is my masc bottom, he holds my bags and buys me drinks."
"also i'm your husband..."
"yes also that"
ilya convinces them to let shane in despite his (arguably nice!) sweatpants
later that night a drunk ilya hoists shane onto his shoulder for show and the entire club loves them and even later shane gives ilya a piggyback ride to the car because those boots/heels (reader's choice) came off a WHILE ago and there's snow on the ground
(inspired by/continuation/exploration of this post)
