#the spoiler

[movene]

i made some keychain designs and i might be opening a acggoods shop soon.

little update, i have a shop now

[shrubdrawsalot]

making choices for yourself

based on my damian drop out propaganda and partially on Batman #10

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

I like the idea that Bruce comes over this his kids' superhero team bases occasionally, like a parent of a kid who has a dorm with friends

And his kids let him because truth be told, they like their dad being around even for just a couple of hours every other week, and also their dad is Batman who paid for all of this so who tf is gonna have the guts to throw him out

Imagine being Bart, waking up at 3 AM because your metabolism is making your guts want to eat itself, and so you get out of bed a little earlier than most to get a snack

And Batman is in the Young Justice's kitchen, wearing a cowl and sweatclothes, making a sandwich for a very sleepy Tim who is current cradled in his dad's arms grumbling about how his bed is cold and he wants a new laptop and Batman is shushing him

Bart meets Batman's gaze. If it were not for the sleepy, whiny Tim hugging him, Bart would be intimidated by a knife-holding Batman

Bruce pushes the plate of sandwiches at his direction. Bart takes one and speeds away. He feels like he has to take this to the grave because who the hell would believe him

Or

One of the Titans' cars stop working for no discernable reason and the engineering for it is deadlocked in the JL's blueprint files

Dick and Steph are just "nah don't worry we got this" and the Titans are like "oh you're calling a mechanic? is that even safe security wise?"

Cue a few hours later and Batman is spotted in the Titans Tower garage, in a cowl and a bodysuit meant for a vulcanizing shop. He acknowledges all of the titans briefly before getting to work. Dick and Steph are seen hovering in the garage, tumbling around and yapping while Bruce gets the car fixed up

When Donna mentioned this off-handedly to Diana one day, Diana is very confused because ?? Nightwing and Spoiler have access to those blueprints?? She's seen them fix up more complicated machinery than a tank jeep.

So the conclusion is that Dick and Steph just made an excuse for Bruce to come over. Which goes without saying because the car repair only took an hour and the next 6 hours was making Bruce cook barbecue for everyone because "we miss 🥺 bbq nights 🥺🥺 with you 🥺" and the Titans just let it happen because wtf Batman can make a damn good marinade

[non-binary-lil-star]

Bruce, introducing his kids at a family Interview: This is my eldest Dick, my second eldest Cassandra, then my son Jason, my second youngest Tim, and my youngest Damian

Bruce: That's my daughter-in-law Barbara, and my other daughter-in-law, Stephanie

Tim: ??? Steph and I broke up forever ago?? How is she your daughter-in-Law?

Stephanie: I may not be dating any of you anymore but I'm the State of daughter-in-law. Daughter-in-law is not a family title, it's the friends you make along the way

Jason: I'm not high enough for this shit

Golden boy Dick Grayson: Me fucking neither

Jason: what

Dick: what

Bruce: ??? What do you mean she's not my daughter-in-law anymore?? I was counting on her marrying into the family :C

Steph: Sorry B, unfortunately your son would rather kiss superbitch than me

Dick: TIM IS KISSING WHO NOW

Bruce: >:( We'll talk about that later, right now-

Tim: I don't think that's necess-

Bruce: We'll talk about that later. Right now can't any of you date her?? Jaylad, you're sin-

Steph: HELL NO

Jason, already on his second blunt: You're so funny, old man. I'm literally co parenting my best friends kid. I'm literallyyyy be gay do crime. Haha.

Dick: YOURE WHAT WITH WHO NOW

Bruce: CAN ANY OF YOU JUST DATE HER

Cass, slowly raising her hand like in Hunger Games: I volunteer

Bruce: ...

Tim: ...

Dick: ...

Bruce: This is why you're my favorite daughter 🥹

Cass: Father, I'm your only daughter

Tim: Untrue. I did drag one time, that has to count

Steph: Does this mean I have a girlfriend

Damian: This family is a disgrace

Interviewer: ...

[nomadthingsunderscore]

Stephanie brown!! The goat

[kaizzz4r]

Freakywing

[aco-mist]

an old stephcass & cass+duke doodle from last year. the sillies