#the spoiler

[movene]

i made some keychain designs and i might be opening a acggoods shop soon.

little update, i have a shop now

[shrubdrawsalot]

making choices for yourself

based on my damian drop out propaganda and partially on Batman #10

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

I like the idea that Bruce comes over this his kids' superhero team bases occasionally, like a parent of a kid who has a dorm with friends

And his kids let him because truth be told, they like their dad being around even for just a couple of hours every other week, and also their dad is Batman who paid for all of this so who tf is gonna have the guts to throw him out

Imagine being Bart, waking up at 3 AM because your metabolism is making your guts want to eat itself, and so you get out of bed a little earlier than most to get a snack

And Batman is in the Young Justice's kitchen, wearing a cowl and sweatclothes, making a sandwich for a very sleepy Tim who is current cradled in his dad's arms grumbling about how his bed is cold and he wants a new laptop and Batman is shushing him

Bart meets Batman's gaze. If it were not for the sleepy, whiny Tim hugging him, Bart would be intimidated by a knife-holding Batman

Bruce pushes the plate of sandwiches at his direction. Bart takes one and speeds away. He feels like he has to take this to the grave because who the hell would believe him

Or

One of the Titans' cars stop working for no discernable reason and the engineering for it is deadlocked in the JL's blueprint files

Dick and Steph are just "nah don't worry we got this" and the Titans are like "oh you're calling a mechanic? is that even safe security wise?"

Cue a few hours later and Batman is spotted in the Titans Tower garage, in a cowl and a bodysuit meant for a vulcanizing shop. He acknowledges all of the titans briefly before getting to work. Dick and Steph are seen hovering in the garage, tumbling around and yapping while Bruce gets the car fixed up

When Donna mentioned this off-handedly to Diana one day, Diana is very confused because ?? Nightwing and Spoiler have access to those blueprints?? She's seen them fix up more complicated machinery than a tank jeep.

So the conclusion is that Dick and Steph just made an excuse for Bruce to come over. Which goes without saying because the car repair only took an hour and the next 6 hours was making Bruce cook barbecue for everyone because "we miss 🥺 bbq nights 🥺🥺 with you 🥺" and the Titans just let it happen because wtf Batman can make a damn good marinade

[non-binary-lil-star]

Bruce, introducing his kids at a family Interview: This is my eldest Dick, my second eldest Cassandra, then my son Jason, my second youngest Tim, and my youngest Damian

Bruce: That's my daughter-in-law Barbara, and my other daughter-in-law, Stephanie

Tim: ??? Steph and I broke up forever ago?? How is she your daughter-in-Law?

Stephanie: I may not be dating any of you anymore but I'm the State of daughter-in-law. Daughter-in-law is not a family title, it's the friends you make along the way

Jason: I'm not high enough for this shit

Golden boy Dick Grayson: Me fucking neither

Jason: what

Dick: what

Bruce: ??? What do you mean she's not my daughter-in-law anymore?? I was counting on her marrying into the family :C

Steph: Sorry B, unfortunately your son would rather kiss superbitch than me

Dick: TIM IS KISSING WHO NOW

Bruce: >:( We'll talk about that later, right now-

Tim: I don't think that's necess-

Bruce: We'll talk about that later. Right now can't any of you date her?? Jaylad, you're sin-

Steph: HELL NO

Jason, already on his second blunt: You're so funny, old man. I'm literally co parenting my best friends kid. I'm literallyyyy be gay do crime. Haha.

Dick: YOURE WHAT WITH WHO NOW

Bruce: CAN ANY OF YOU JUST DATE HER

Cass, slowly raising her hand like in Hunger Games: I volunteer

Bruce: ...

Tim: ...

Dick: ...

Bruce: This is why you're my favorite daughter 🥹

Cass: Father, I'm your only daughter

Tim: Untrue. I did drag one time, that has to count

Steph: Does this mean I have a girlfriend

Damian: This family is a disgrace

Interviewer: ...

[nomadthingsunderscore]

Stephanie brown!! The goat

[kaizzz4r]

Freakywing

[foreverbegins]

dates with the robins

featuring... dick grayson, jason todd, tim drake, damian wayne (aged up duh), duke thomas. stephanie brown

synopsis: the dates i think the robins would take you on. self explanatory

song: take me out - franz ferdinand

dick grayson

dick grayson who... takes you out to some fancy restaurant for your first date.

dick grayson who... seeing as it is the first date, doesnt try to do the lady and the tramp kiss, but thinks about it

dick grayson who... insists on paying since he’s the one who asked you out

dick grayson who... walks you home after because he wants to savour the moment, and driving goes too fast

dick grayson who... once you get to know each other better, takes you places that are much more niche.

diners on the brink of closing down, or food stalls on the street with meals you’ve never heard of, none of them are off the table with him

dick grayson who... kisses you under lamposts when it gets dark and twirls you around like youre in a disney movie

dick grayson who... wants to give you these things that he holds dear to him and make them part of you … and whats a more universal way to communicate that than food?

jason todd

jason todd who... regrets asking you out without having anything planned, and has been panicking for the past week

jason todd who... ends up giving you a ride around gotham on his bike (yes, of course he gets you your own helmet) in the evening when everything looks all pretty and glowy

jason todd who... shows you all his favourite little hidden treasures that the majority dont know about -- bookshops tucked away in nooks and crannies, antique stores full of little trinkets, all the stuff that juxtaposes his appearance

jason todd who... is as sweet to you as these places seem, and makes sure you don’t get back too late

jason todd who... walks you to your door to know youre safe, and texts you when he gets home that he is too, as if you need to worry

tim drake

tim drake who... invites you to his house to watch a movie. you know he’s rich, but jesus, this mansion is huge. a home theatre? youre kidding.

tim drake who... prepares lots of snacks, too, as you find out, bowls and bowls of them laid out in case youre picky.

tim drake who... lets you pick the movie because its the nice thing to do, and makes little quips to the characters when a scene isnt particularly tense

of course, once it’s done, theres still plenty of time…

tim drake who... now puts on one of his favourites and watches you intently throughout, making note of each change in your facial expressions

tim drake who... stalks your letterboxd when you leave (if you have one) to see if your film opinions are valid. and seemingly, you align with him pretty darn well

damian wayne

damian wayne who... quietly offers you a walk in the park with him. during the daytime, of course. no need for you both to get murdered.

damian wayne who... isnt as nonchalant as he seems at a glance. its nice

damian wayne who... takes turns with you feeding the ducks in the pond seeds, NOT bread, because he doesnt want to kill them.

damian wayne who... lets you talk his ear off for all he cares -- its like having a podcast playing, except it talks about silly things that he finds himself almost embarrassed to slightly care about

damian wayne who... buys you an icecream from an actual parlour down the street, not some low-tier van

damian wayne who... refuses to ask his father to drop you home when he can do it himself, thank you very much, and does it with grace

damian wayne who... calls you later and tacitly asks if you'd like to do it again sometime

duke thomas

duke thomas who... keeps it nice and simple by taking you to a cafe. somewhere cozy and warm, family-run, not some mega-corporation

duke thomas who... gives you a sip of his drink after seeing you eye it up without question

duke thomas who... engages so deeply in the conversation you start to believe he could be a customer service robot, because you’ve never met another human as curious about your life

duke thomas who... squeezes your hand across the table every time you make him laugh, which is actually quite often

duke thomas who... of course, doesnt make you do all the talking. 

duke thomas who... shares some of his other special coffee shops and tells you which ones to avoid, gives you little tidbits of gossip that really, he shouldnt be sharing, makes you giggle with his silly little jokes

duke thomas who... asks if youd be down to get dessert, because theres a cake shop thats just opened, and hes been dying to try it out

stephanie brown

stephanie brown who... takes you to a mini golf place without realising it will be her downfall

stephanie brown who... gets the ball into the first hole in 13. its not a great start, but it is great foreshadowing. at least youre polite enough not to laugh in her face

if you’re good at it? yeah, shes a little jealous. she stares at you carefully with each of your movements like shes studying one of the greats. you dont spend twenty minutes on one hole, so why does she have to be cursed to?? she’ll beg you to teach her your ways after, though, and if you say yes, she’s bound to pick it up eventually

if you’re bad at it? at least you suffer together. the whole time youre more focused on laughing at yourselves (and each other) to care about getting the best scores. its only when the people behind you start getting frustrated that you hurry off and take your business elsewhere

stephanie brown who... takes you to the restaurant on the course and asks if you wanna share a basket of fries. this time she doesnt even eat more than her half!!!! youre lucky, really

stephanie brown who... holds your hand the entire way home, asking very sincerely if you mind that she's terrible at golf

dividers by @/uzmacchiato

ok i know i said i would write but i had no inspiration for dc so you get headcanons. eat up.

this is so mid i need to work on my characterisation. YES i know duke isnt a robin but i love him so stfu