i have been plagued with very weird dreams lately here are a few zingers:
I am a psychic and the solstice is coming. I prophecy that on the solstice, all psychics will be hunted by a legendary paranormal monster. The solstice comes. After a long chase and several side quests (including a slide made of human flesh) I meet the epic magical paranormal ghost monster and it SHOOTS ME WITH A GUN?
A member of my friend's favourite band was being harassed by one of their backup dancers. Cue a manhunt and general chaos until it is revealed through a series of flashbacks that the band member was actually the one stalking the person they accused of harassment. The rest of the dream was a really deep analysis of the fandom and parasocial relations. At one point it was discovered that the band member had also been harassing another friend of mine??? Do not know how this was possible but we put him in jail and it was very cathartic. I won't ever look at the real guy the same way again.
