Cumplane has me on a litteral choke hold i will NOT stop making AUs ISTG
Where AU where Cumplane Pre-transmigration meets Moshang and Bingqiu post-SVSSS
currently Cumplane has been in a marriage for about 5 years and has been dating for 2 years. they started talking properlyto each other once PIDW had ended and Shen yuan coerced Airplane into making a new book with his exact outline from his orignal plan, offering to pay for it. becuase obviously Shen yuan isnt going to tolerate SQHs living condictions in a very beat down apartment they become roomates. as Shen Yuan is a beta reader and SQH no longer needs to worry about money, they calm down their anomosity. and after back and forth and Shen Yuan finally coming out of his very glass closet they get together.
at first Shen Yuans family doesnt approve becuase they think Shang Qinghua was a golddigger, but after finding out that Shang Qinghua was the author of PIDW, which they have heard their son rant about every single time they meet up, hey turn the tables and accept them as their son in law thinking :
Entire Family: " so thats why shen yuan started dating him! thats so sweer. "
it was kind of embarressing becuase Shen Yuans family had described in detail how passionate their son got whenever talking about that book.
Shen Yuan: " ive always hated it!! "
Mother Shen: " no honey, you didnt you were just in denial, like your sexuality. "
Shen Yuan: " Mom!! "
his family is not discrimitory, they are just happy their hermit crab is doing something with his life
they end up adopting [ bc i NEED a child to be in this ] an orphan one year into their marriage and calling him Shen binghe. no they will never tell their son the origin of his name. who was a baby that was dumped onto the orphanges doorstep. which was conveintly around the time they decided to adopt.
since they were kinda young when they took up the mantle of being parents they took every precuation to keep him safe, to the point that Shang Qinghua took a haitus to take care of his son.
they raised him to be a healthy four year old boy.
thats when Xin mo coughed up Moshang And Bingqiu, closely after the Bingqiu marriage, into their little cottage that used to be the Shen Families beach house. this was during they time they were having ' family time ' by playing simple board games in their living room when they heard crashes in their kitchen. Shen binghe is scared but Shang QInghua fishes out a shotgun that was placed behind their couch for showcase. it didnt work but it can cetaintly frighten someone.
a Frightened Shen binghe hugs his mother father waiting for some news.
Shen Qinghua [ He took up the shen name bc rich people thoughts ig]: " Ummmmm..... Baoibei you might want to see this. "
confused, Shen Yuan, holding Shen binghe protectively in his arms, walks to the kitchen, and to his complete and utter surprise, finds PIDW charaters in his home.
Shen yuan: " What the fuck?! A-Bing dont repeat that. "
his son nods when the cosplayer that looks like Luo binghe says,
Luo Binghe: " who are you to say anything of what i do? "
Shen Qingqiu: " calm down binghe, he wasnt talking to you. "
luo binghe: " ok shizun! "
that one that looks like the scum villianwas looking interestedly towards Shen Yuan, which was making him uncomfitable and he held his child closer.
Shen Yuan: " A-Hua, why are they here, who are these people? "
Shen Qinghua: " Well i think they are.. "
Shang Qinghua: " Im airplane shooting towards the sky! i already told him some emberrising shit so he knows that we are on and the same. "
shen yuan moves closer to his Shen Qinghua and Shang Qinghua frowned.
Shang QInghua: " i didnt think i would marry and have a kid! well in this timeline becuase of PIDW. "
his grouped glanced at him.
Mobei-jun: " What exactly do you mean this timeline? "
Shang Qinghua: " oh i died here than transmigrated - or moving ones soul to anothers body - after not even finishing my book which is our world! "
Shen Qingqiu: " way to lay that one out airplane. "
he scoffed, which was terrifienly familar to someone the mortals know.
Shen yuan, suddenly proccessing the words: " D-died?! "
The shang qinghua nodded, as if this was the most natural thing in the world.
Shang Qinghua: " Anyways, whos that twink i married? im surprised that we pulled a pretty boy like that! im used to my king, "
Shen Qinghua: " I know we are the same person, but dont talk to my husband like that! "
Shang Qinghua, puttinig his hands up mocking surrender: " i didnt think i had balls but ok. "
Shen yuan stopped listening as excitment wiggled in after the fright settled down.
Shen Yuan: " You see this A-bing? this is a Au clash! i never thought that i would be in this type of plot!! "
Shen binghe, giggling: " like one of babas books! "
Shen yuan: " thats right my little demon. "
luo binghe blinked at the nickname.
Shen Yuan: " Anyways my name is- "
Shen QIngqiu, breathlessly: " Shen yuan. "
Shen yuan, looks questionly at the man: " How do you know my name?! "
Shen Qingqiu: " Becuase im you. "
que an EXTENSIVE talk about how transmigration worked for the husbands, and how they died, and how PIDW ended. now onto the their personal lives with SHen Binghe playing with the two demon lords in a friendly game of go fish [ AKA ruthlessly beating them with no hope of survival. Luo binghe Scowls at this child self of him, no mercy!! ] and the cumplane pairs sitting in the couch.
Shang QInghua: " i cannot believe i married the Peerless cucumber, He was the one who basically cuased my death!! "
Shen QIngqiu, whacking the hamster in the back of his head: " and is marrying this master that unsightly? I should be surprised that i married you, you hack author!! "
.. well that explained their relationship.
Shen Yuan: " Not even that surprised, i dont even know how ive been with this hack for 11 years. "
Platonic cumplane: " ELEVEN YEARS?! "
Shen QInghua, pitifully and tying to kiss Shen yuan: " Awwww why does my pretty husbando think that, "
Shen Yuan, shoving Shen Qinghua away by the face: " Becuase i said so. now get off me you big oof. "
After some whining and big puppy eyes [ that Shen Qingqiu frightenly similar to luo binghes ], Shen Qinghua is is laying contently on Shen yuans laps while he brushes his fingers through his hair.
Shan Qinghua: " you know if i werent with my king and seen you how i should have, i would have tapped that ass long ago. "
Shen yuan, yeeting a pillow at top speed while blushing: " My CHILD is right here!! stop being so shameless for once airplane!! "
Shen Qingqiu, having been subjected to Airplanes shamelessness for years ignores him: " speaking of child, if you have PIDW in your world, how do you have a luo binghe here? usually at these types of senerarios in fanfics, they both cant coencide with each other. "
Shen Qinghua: " Oh thats becuase baobei refused to call him anything but Luo binghe. "
he received a slap. Shen yuan was fuming.
Shen Yuan: " yah whatever, i had to admit he looked quite similar to Luo binghe was described - minus the two toned hair - in the book, i could not not name him binghe. "
the two Shens nodded in understanding while the the huas just looked confused at the logical, ut whatever each to their own.
shen Qingqiu: " oh thsts pretty nice. wait please dont tell me you have mpreg in this world, i do and no- "
shen Yuan: " No! no, anyways does he look like us? we adopted him when he was around two weeks old. "
Shang Qinghua: " Now i got to admit thats sweet, i love the little family yall got, its kind of sad that this is what our future wouldve been if we didnt die. well i dont regret transmigrating into pidw, sometimes, though becuase i ended up with Mobei, who i modeled after my tastes-. "
Shen Qinghua: " -which pretty much described A-yuan- "
Shang Qinghua: " -so im pretty happy with my life. "
Shen yuan: " talking about you, howd you end up with the protaginist? "
Shen qingqiu, waving his fan lazily with a huff: " Dont get me started- "
proceeds to describe the entire lore of SVSSS. both Qighuas fell asleep at one point while Shen yuan was enratured by the whole story.
Shen Yuan: " WOw! Luo binghe was that bad at papapa? thats totally OOC! but you are still doing it every three days? "
Shen QIngqiu, Shrugging: " pretty much, hes just too cute to not say no to. what about you? idk if papapa with the author whos so clearly a virigin would be that great either, "
Shen Yuan: " oh hes not a virgin. apperently he slept around alot while in university so my poor Chrysanthemum ddint suffer like yours. thouguh he havent done it in awhile since Shen Binghe takes up more of our time "
Shen Qinghua: " awww if they get to stay, maybe they get to take care of our binghe and we get to go for a bi- "
Shen Yuan: " if you are asleep, keep pretending to sleep! dont just wake up halfway! "
SHang QInghua flinched a the fimiliar words as he had jjust woken up.
meanwhile at the kiddy table
Luo Binghe: " so um, do you have aaa?
Shen Binghe: " Three of hearts? no. go fish. "
Luo binghe mumbled under his breath as he grumpily snatches another card. he has already lost 5 times, and Mobei-jun is a lost cuase.
since Mobei-jun wasnt talking SHen binghe iniciated a convo.
Shen binghe: " your so cool looking! your robes are like the ones that my babas cosplay in!! one time when they arrived they had to give me to my grandma in order for them to go to a convention! apperently my babas book, proud immortal demon way go super popular when it finished! "
Luo binghe, raising an eyebrow: " how does this shen binghe tell the differences between your two parents? "
Shen Binghe: " I sometimes call my first baba, ' mama ' "
Luo binghe: " Fair. i call my shizun wife. "
Shen binghe, pouting: " how can other me marry mama! "
Luo binghe, defensively: " well thats becuase Shizun is not my mo- "
Shen Binghe: " -and why is my baba married to the big scary icicle!! "
Mobei-ju just raised an eyebrow which was scary for a child and Shen binghe started crying. frightening both of the adults.
shen yuan suddenly appeared holding his son and rocking him.
Shen yuan, cooing: " Are you ok my little bingbing? did the big scary men bully you? "
Luo binghe: " he started thi- "
he was silenced by a glare.
Shen Binghe: " I dont like this AU! my babas arent together!! and their weird! "
luo binghe does not want to make this child version of himself cry, becuase if he cries and shizun finds out hes sleeping on the bed tonight.
Luo binghe: " wait wait, this lo- im sorry, here look at this. "
he opened his clawed palm and produced a little demonic energy, from that he minipulated it into turning into a a black mistic bunny. the bunny jumped and when luo binghe moved his hands closer to shen binghe, it started to sniff his noise intensly. Shen binghe started to giggle and wearly pet the bunny. to his surprise it was soft.
the other three moved to the table watching this whole scene.
Shen Qingqiu: " oh thats sweet, who kew Binghe was so great with kids? "
Both Qinghuas looked at him. Luo binghe was static.
Luo Binghe: " Would Shizun like a child? this husband would love to- "
he has hit by a fan. Shen binghe started to luagh aswell as shen yuan.
Shen yuan: " See A-bing? if a man like that annoys you, hit him on the head! "
Mobei-jun: " what a pleasant lesson for a child "
everyone jumped when he spoke, basically forggetting he was here.
Shen Qinghua: " anywayss, how did you get here? "
Shen QIngqiu: " Xin Mo messing up "
Shen Yuan: " any way to get back? "
Shang Qinghua: " our ride should be here any second "
a portal opens and Sha hualing pokes her head out.
Sha hualing: " Get over here losers, you owe me! "
after much goodbyes the group left. leaving the cumplane family to lay down on the couch. SHen binghe fell asleep quickly, eghuasted by the whole debacle.
Shen Binghe, groaning: " I dont think i want to meet another AU again. "
Shen yuan, huffing out: " Agreed, "
and then the little family slept happily on the couch