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-James Potter
THE BEST MAN SPEECH AT JILY'S WEDDING
"Good evening everybody! I'm the best man or-better-the hottest of the marauders. I've known James since we were just eleven years old kids, being stupid on the hogwarts express. He is the family that i've always longed for. A brother, or, to be more precise, a mother. He welcomed in his house a runaway from a pureblood supremacist family, who's a reckelss disaster, a scrawny 6 feet tall nerd who's afraid of his own shadow, and shy baker kid who's always anxious for something, and gave us the best summers we've ever had. The perfect person to start a family with it's him. And the perfect person to do that with James, is Lily.
I vivdly remember the day James and Lily first met. It was the first of september of 1971 and he saw her flaming locks flying around when she passed in front of our carriage. James actually said:" i'm gonna marry that one." Yes james I guess you did. After that, so many years passed in which james tried to "woo" her -yes that's the excact word he used-. And i think the most hilarious memories I have of this 7 years are actually the disastruos attempts of James to woo her.
With the help of my other fellow marauders i tried to recollect the most embarassing ones. To the adults in this room i shall say: prepare yourselves for some revelations.
Let's set ourselves into the year 1974. The mind behind all of our glorious pranks, mr. Moony, was studying in the hogwarts library with the now mrs. Lily Potter. James of course had to intterrupt their concentration trying to invite the redhead to a date in Hogsmeade. he wanted to lean himself against the bookshelves to look more cool. Unfortunately, because of the distraction provided from the beauty of the former Miss Evans, he actually fell into the bookshelves making them fall behind as well. I'll leave to your imagination Madam Pince's reaction.
A year later, a certain drunk captain of the gryffindor quidditch team -yes Minnie and Euphemia "drunk",- during a party for the victory of the cup, grabbed his broom and fled in the common room, and throughout the window. I wasn't sober either so I couldn't pick him up, but our saviour Lily took a broom (even though she isn't able to fly) escaped and brought him down in the fields. I will also leave to your imagination lily's reaction.
But the best is yet to come. We were all in cornwall for the summer, and James was trying to astonish Lily with his muscles . He was in the ocean, swimming proudly, -too proudly i dare say- with Lily. But he was too much occupied with the "Oi Evans!" -which everybody in this room has heard at least once in their life-. So he couldn't see a big wave coming down on him in time for him to jump. Lily didn't see that too because she was too occupied admiring James' pectorals -don't worry Lily we undestand you, we all have been through that-. So she nearly drowned and James too in an heroic attempt to save her. When they both emerged from the water he had an enormous jellyfish attached to his back. then lily did a wandless wingardium leviosa and saved James again.
It is with this story, that describes perfectly your relationship- with james that wants to protect lily but failes miserabily, and lily that in the end protects herself-, that i wish you a long life full of hilarious stories that I will be able to tell. To the Potters, guardians of the outcasts, parents of the marauders, but most important the best brother and sister i could ever imagine."
Remus: I am alive for three reasons
Sirius: And what would those be?
Remus: I was born, I haven’t been killed yet, and James would never let me die.
James The Mother
To those who think Remus would be the mother, Remus can barely take care of himself. James became the adopted mother figure of the friend group.
-He makes sure anyone had their school work done even if he doesn't have it done himself.
-He also makes sure that Remus doesn't overwork himself after a full moon.
-He always takes the first opportunity he can to see Remus after a full moon.
-James always gets a lot of chocolate for Remus on Christmas and other holidays.
-At the begining of every school year before Sirius ran away he comforts Sirius with a lot of hugs and affection.
-He's the one that makes sure Sirius and Remus don't fall into a depression at any given moment.
-He often checks on all of his friends mental health’s.
-He's the one to make sure everyone eats food. Especially food that is good for them.
-He yells at anyone who bullies Peter. (or any of the marauders, but Peter is a usual target.)
-He gives the best comforting hugs.
-Conforting Sirius when he had nightmares.
-Letting anyone to be able to sleep in his bed with him if they need to.
-He'd do anything to make his friends happy.
-He sends a lot of letters to both Sirius and Remus over the summer to make sure they are doing well.
-Taking all of Sirius’ alcohol and cigarettes that he snuck into Hogwarts.
-Always offers to allow any of the mauraders to stay over at his house over any of the breaks.
-He accepts Remus and Sirius sexuality’s and the only issue he had with their relationship is he thought Remus was stealing Sirius from him.
-He was the one who Sirius went to when he ran away because he knew that James and his family would take him in as their own.
James Potter is SO James Potter and I can't explain it
