#muffin posting

[muffin-man2311]

Hypothetical question, if I met someone and started dating them, how many dates in do I have to be before I should reveal to them my k-pop photocard collection, ao3 fics and tumblr account? Or is that just something I take to the grave?

[randygrim]

Helpful diagram

☝️ this is why you should give me a muffin

[choco-worms]

I am simply a stool so she can stare out the window

[muffin-man2311]

Rating stray kids songs I listened to when my parents were arguing based on how well they blocked them out

No I'm not coping, yes I do think I'm hilarious, yes I probably forgot a few songs.

(Tw for me basically venting about my household)

6. My Universe

not only could I still very much hear the yelling, I also felt very single and lonely. Like, boys, I'm glad you're going through your little romance song but I think my parents are about to kill each other and then me dude, can we save it for when I'm in the mood to be serenaded by three random dudes? Cheers babes (I quickly changed songs)

5. Youtiful

Did somewhat make me feel better but ultimately I didn't particularly want to be called beautiful right now. Like thanks Christopher but I'm starting to feel more like a mistake rather then a miracle right now <3

However to give credit where due, I did keep it playing cause it was calming even if the yelling was louder

4. Ceremony

Did do a good job blocking them out but I'm not really in the mood for a celebration right now. Like it's 'Hip Hip' 'FUCK OFF!' at the moment so although I appreciate you blocking the sounds out I'm not really in an upbeat mood but thanks nonetheless. I did stay listening cause it did block it out I just couldn't appreciate the song as I normally could (not the songs fault but y’know)

3. We go

I actually didn't even notice they were arguing when listening to this. Like bro I was right in front of them and it wasn't until I looked up I realised 'oh shit we're yelling again'. However, I suspect this was a one hit wonder and because I was also locked into tidying. But I didn't notice they were yelling so kudos lads.

2. Gods Menu

I could still hear them yelling at the quiet parts but for the most part the song was so loud that it not only blocked the yelling out but also distracted me so I could act and feel unbothered by what was going on which was great so one I'm 100% going to turn to again if my headphones are on hand and the voices are rising.

1. Bleep

This is my go to when the yelling starts. Do you know how iconic I felt the first time I thought of this when my parents were yelling at each other as I was trying to do jobs and stay out of the way hoping our guests couldn't overhear and playing this in my headphones at full volume, hearing 'yada yada noise cancellation' 'shut up' 'I can't hear you'. Bro I felt like the shit. So not only did it block them out but it made me feel iconic. It's my go to at this point, especially as it's loud enough to block them out but not loud enough that it's obvious I'm trying to block them out unlike if I was listening to metal. So 10/10, would recommend, go to song when the yelling starts.

[muffin-man2311]

I AM DONE

EXAMS ARE DONE

A LEVELS ARE DONE

I AM DONE

I SLEEP NOW

GOODNIGHT

[muffin-man2311]

So I found my like interactive diary thing I had when I was a kid (like it asked me questions and I answered type thing) and when it asked me who my crush was, 9 year old me fully wrote ‘no one, WOMEN DON’T NEED MEN’ and I’ve never been more proud but he unfortunately has a big storm coming

[muffin-man2311]

Aight lads we got ourselves a sequel to this post

So the head of the English department came over whilst I was in the study centre which lowkey she scared me so I hit her with the

She then apologised to me that this has happened and then gave me notes information essentially telling me the scores I’d need to get for each essay for me to be able to get any grade with my NEA in mind

This was super sweet of her and I genuinely appreciate it but this is lowkey how I find out the whole fucking English department has been dealing with this NEA drama for the whole weekend

I WANT IT NOTED IT WAS A BANK HOLIDAY SO THEY’VE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS FOR 3 DAYS

Another thing to note is that the head of the English department also wants to call my mum and when I sent an email to my English teacher saying I was skipping her lesson and then a follow up email at midnight cause I reread that one and realised I sounded passive aggressive so apologised she then said she was going to email me later and I’m currently waiting for this email

So

Atleast everyone has acknowledged that this is in no way shape or form my fault and that the English department has fucked up but damn bro 😭

Good news

My film studies NEA got 72/90 so

THE BITCH IS STILL SERVING

Idk what that means either

Have a good day y’all and stay safe

UPDATE EDIT: mother had a phone call from the head of department as well, she also apologised to her and they said they’re going through whole staff training and moderation for how to approach these NEAs to make sure another student doesn’t go through what I went through so

[muffin-man2311]

My brothers enjoying Tomodachi life