#muppet mode

[the-director]

New term just dropped. MUPPET MODE. When you get so scared. You just turn into a muppet

[thebunsenator]

Kermit: Has anyone seen Bunsen and Beaker?

Scooter: Last I saw them, they were getting slushies from the fair!

Bunsen and Beaker: *walking towards them with purple mouths*

Beaker, holding a red slushie: Mee meep!

Bunsen, holding a blue slushie: Why are you staring at us?

[thebunsenator]

Got any cute headcanons for Beaker or Bunsen?

This is kinda an amalgamation of everything and isn't just the cute stuff but uuuh... I really needed to just say a lot of the things I headcannon about them so here we are. Sorry if it isn't what you wanted.

Bunsen isn't allowed in the kitchen, after he managed to explode it three times consecutively in the same day while trying to make macaroni.

Beaker's family is mcfreakin' huge and barely had enough money to survive but they all love eachother, while Bunsen's family has a ton of money but he's only met his parents like once in his life.

Bunsen mutters to himself all the time unless Beaker's singing or there's some other noise in the background, because he doesn't like to work in silence.

Bunsen may seem like a top and yes he would top a lot of the time. But sometimes Beaker, being the feisty little fellow he is, will switch things up and Bunsen ends up on the bottom. (Not that he minds, really.)

When doing the 'dew Beaker is actually very quiet, just a lot of gasps and heavy breathing. Bunsen on the other hand is loud as the everliving god, swearing so much that even a sailor would blush.

It's become a daily occurence for one of them to get severely discorporated in some way, shape, or form to the point that they may or may not have forgotten that normal people don't get stabbed, electrocuted, go to another dimension and back, and then turn into a ghost all in a day's work.

They started using the muppets super adhesive as a way to make sort of a "get along shirt" except this time you're literally glued to the other person. Kermit caught on pretty quick, and now anytime anyone gets into a true fight, they get glued together for a month or two.

Bunsen has arachnophobia, and has always been irrationally afraid of spiders for no good reason. He will sprint out of the room as fast as he can if he even SENSES a spider.

Beaker has a fascination with all insects and arachnids, and he has owned/will own a tarantula in his lifetime. He frequently likes to freak out Bunsen with random spider facts and pictures.

Bunsen does not like ghosts. (With the exception of the few he does know, like when Beaker gets turned into one and one other one.)

Without his glasses, Bunsen is actually legally blind.

Beaker will insult people directly to their face, and Bunsen totally snickers in the background while the person will never know what has happened.

At their eventual wedding, Beaker's in a suit and Bunsen's in a dress and the thing is so informal overall ending with the church exploding, purely because "they wanted to".

Bunsen actually has no clue what to do around children.

Everytime Beaker imitates Bunsen's laugh he purposely goes "sksksk" purely because Bunsen doesn't know.

Bunsen is like an old man, he knows nothing about what the kids are doing these days.

Bunsen and Beaker are in their 4000s-5000s.

You wouldn't belive how jealous Bunsen can get sometimes.

Beaker was in band and played the Tuba, and he was also in choir.

Bunsen and Beaker sing tons of duets together down in the labs, and somehow no one's heard their singing.

[thebunsenator]

please don't yell at me, i know it sucks

[thebunsenator]

i think beakie needs a hug

@mangojuiceart @battly-watt-13 @depressolikesespresso I think that you guys would like this.

[thebunsenator]

So Imma do a Thing where I classify the muppets as either a vsco girl or an e-girl and draw them as such

[thebunsenator]

5D with Bunsen

[thebunsenator]

Kermit: I don’t think it’s even possible to think of a crazier plan!

Gonzo: We could attack them with hummus?

Kermit: I stand corrected.