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Trust me ur gonna love this

Idk what funnier: the idea of Zoro with his sword on his mouth approaching a door and just keep going, cutting through it like it was paper and never realizing it

Or Zoro with as many swords as he can carry and being like the photo of the Rumba with several knifes taped to it lmao

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World Building Wheneversday: Miyti

Fuck it I felt like doing another one of these so HERE!!

B A S I C S • Full name: Miyti. (That's it. She doesn't know her surname.) • Gender: Female • Sexuality: Pansexual • Pronouns: She/Her

O T H E R S • Family: Rosva (Mirilian) (Biological Mother, Whereabouts Unknown; Rosva gave her daughter to the Jedi Order at birth, after her father revealed he was a Jedi and refused to marry her--she has no contact with her daughter, nor do either of them want it) | Unknown Jedi Knight (Human) (Biological Father, Deceased; Died in the raid on the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, he only met his daughter once before he died--and Miyti doesn't know he was her father) • Birthplace: Coruscant • Job: The Barsen'thor of the Jedi Order • Phobias: None that she has noticed yet. • Guilty pleasures: Given her morality alignment and her profession, you could say she takes a guilty pleasure in *everything* that she's not supposed to. Especially the dealing out "righteous violence".

M O R A L S • Morality alignment?: Lawful Evil. She believes in the Jedi Code above all, but her method of carrying it out is a bit...extreme. • Sins: lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath; Again, a bit too keen on the "righteous violence" and a bit too proud of her work--especially for a Jedi. And while she (believes she) will never love or marry, she is perfectly fine with the physical side of things... • Virtues: chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice; For all the extreme actions she takes for the greater good (some of them being not-so-good), Miyti does also do some of the kinder things the Jedi are known for. She doesn't request pay, has a great deal of patience, and does care about the well-being of others...mostly.

T H I S - O R - T H A T • Introverted/extrovert; Despite being something of a politician, Miyti is most comfortable in solitude. She has to put a lot of energy into all the social fu that's required for her work. • Organized/disorganized; She will put plates in alphabetical order. • Close-minded/open-minded; Imperial militia? Bad. No chance at redemption. Imperial common folk? Bad. Entirely to blame for the actions of their leaders. Sith...? Don't get her started on Sith. • Calm/anxious; Eerily so. She will deliver both praise and threats in total monotone, without a trace of emotion. And it isn't an act. • Disagreeable/agreeable; If you're not on her bad side, she's actually pretty open to her peers arguments and likes to have friendly debates--just don't say anything that will put you on said bad side. • Cautious/reckless; Despite the calmness, she does resort to violence very, very quickly for a Jedi. It's a good thing she knows how to heal because she gets hurt a LOT. • Patient/impatient; E x t r e m e l y. It makes her a great diplomat, and a terrifying enemy. She will find you wherever you go, and she will never get sloppy from frustration. • Outspoken/reserved; Again, not the best trait for a politician--or maybe it is? Her actions speak louder than her words. • Leader/follower; If she isn't the one in charge, she will be soon. • Empathetic/unempathetic; Another terrible trait for a Jedi. She tries to feel for people who are hurt by her actions (who aren't Sith or Imperial and, thus, deserve it), but why can't they see that their friend's death is just a means to a better end? • Optimistic/pessimistic; Eerily, she does believe all the Jedi rhetoric that she repeats. She truly believes everything she does is in the right, and that she is doing good, and good will come from it. Stars help us all if that foundation ever cracks... • Traditional/modern; She holds to her code very strictly. Of course, there are some loopholes she exploits for her personal satisfaction, but it's not like she ever plans on marrying the people she sleeps with. That would be against the rules. • Hard-working/lazy; She has a very important goal to achieve.

R E L A T I O N S H I P S • otp: Zenith. Are they healthy for each other? NO. They both share a very extremist point of view that only enables the other's worst choices. Will Miyti ever actually act on her romantic feelings? FORCE, NO. That's against the rules! But he's still the one person on the ship who understands how she thinks and isn't frightened of her when she goes as far as she does, and the same goes for him with her. They understand each other. It's not a good thing. • ot3: Theran / Holiday, purely in a fun, non-romantic way. She finds Theran amusing and enjoyed their brief tryst. If Holiday had any interest in...participating, somehow?? Maybe it could have continued. Alas, they're in love, and she can't get between that. • brotp: Nobody really hits this point, but Qyzen comes close. She respects him a great deal and he likes that she's not (yet) afraid of anything. But the respect is about as far as she'd let things go. • notp: Felix. He's a sweet, genuinely good person who Miyti did, initially, have some wonderings about. But he's looking for something she can't give anyone--and she honestly doesn't believe she'd deserve somebody like him, even if she could.

How is my Jedi more fecked up than my agent? It's a high bar.