Just A Shrimp

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[softshrimpy]

How To Woo A Hot Principal Masterlist

Summary: Working at the weathervane was exactly what you needed. The routine, the people, your co-workers. It certainly helped that a certain tall, blonde, fucking gorgeous woman happened to frequent the cafe. Now some may call hopelessly flirting with your customers inappropriate behavior.

But truly, when it came to Larissa Weems, who could blame you?

Chapters ✨

Step 1: Shameless Flirting

Step 2: Don’t Panic

Step 3:The Not-Date

Step 4: Almost Kiss and Gay Panic

Step 5: Wine and Dine

Step 6: Fuck (NSFW)

Step 7: Fall Further in Love, Cause You’re Gay

Step 8: Nighttime Bonding (NSFW)

Step 9: Ask Her To Dance

Step 10: Accusations and Heartache

Step 11: Realizations

Step 12: The Start of Recovery

Step 13: Reconciliation

Step 14: Meet The Parents

Step 15: Revisit The Past

Step 16: Vulnerability

Step 17: Oh Gods, She's Wearing Pants

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[kerofroggo]

Another shrimp painting

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]

[hornestoothgap]

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[brainpowderplzzo-o-deactivated2]

not now kitten, the walls are closing in on daddy

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.

[burgundy-forest-deactivated2024]

Hey guess what i saw this a few days ago when i was in an absolutely scary slump and then i spoke to my counsellors and did what they told me to do and now i feel so much better. So this is true. Reblogging for more good luck

[shamwowxl]

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

why is this so beautiful in like a space way

[kassil]

Because the essence of humanity and life as a whole is a constellation of connections with one another. We are all here in this cosmos together, from the tiniest creatures to the distant stars.

You're not alone.

[uisceb]

I mean we joke about it but I do think a lot of people hate the fact that Elphaba loves Glinda because that means Elphaba isn’t morally pure the way they want her to be lol. Like the mere fact that Elphaba is not only willing to forgive Glinda, but actually loves her continuously all the way throughout the entire story even when they’re on opposite sides introduces much more gray area to Elphaba’s supposed moral superiority and rationality, and makes it pretty clear that Elphaba also is prone to hypocrisy and favoritism and selfishness and overlooking someone’s objective moral failings simply because of her personal feelings for them. It’s a lot easier to prop Elphaba up as the perfect self-insert proxy if she’s passing righteous judgment on every “bad” person you don’t like and hates Glinda and thinks she should suffer for all time. But instead Elphaba’s looking at this complete fuckup of a person (affectionate) who is her dearest friend and still loving her because that’s what Elphaba would do. And people who want to project themselves onto her rather than seeing her as her own character reeeeeeeally don’t like that because that suggests their self-insert might have an extremely unheroic and unflattering flaw.

[jkottke]

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

[shadowvalkyrie]

Remembering is less of an issue than navigating the colour slider, tbh.

[pothead-paisan]

[littlenim]

addicted to this

[florallychaotic]

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

[snowonthebeachmp3]

trans actual uk - trans led and run advocacy, education and empowerment organisation

fiveforfive - collective fund for trans women and girls and transfem causes

gendered intelligence - trans led advocacy org

mermaids - supports trans youth

akt - lgbtq youth homelessness charity

loving me - domestic abuse service for trans people in england

not a phase - for trans adults

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[shmothman]

he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night

[kroovv]

Daydream 🌼