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Gaz: Why's Soap holding a plant?

Price: Ghost's making him carry it around to replace all the oxygen he's wasting.

Gaz: ...Is it working?

Ghost: No.

All of us rn. lemme squish that ass ghost.

i have a new hyperfixation guess what it is :)

Soap and ghost

valeria when alejandro asks her why she betrayed them:

Soap on that one mission.

Spades: Hi, I heard Simon was having a mental breakdown. I brought him a present.

Soap: That's a knife.

Spades: Yeah. It's an obsidian blade and the handle has blue and black opal from Australia inlaid into it.

Soap: Why'd you bring Ghost a knife?

Spades: Simon loves knives.

***Later***

Ghost, in tears, admiring the knife as he leans into Soap: It really is a great knife. I'm gonna stab so many people with it.

Gaz: So Ghost and Soap's psyche evals came in.

Price: Uh huh.

Gaz: They failed and have to undergo another round of eval.

Price: Ghost I'm surprised he didn't lie to get out of it. Soap not so much. What'd they fail on?

Gaz: After military careers.

Price: Seriously? They failed after military careers? What did they say? Dead?

Gaz: Not so much. Soap wants to invade Buckingham Palace for, and I quote, "Scotland." And Ghost...

Price: And Ghost?

Gaz: He, uh...he wants to be a piano player in a whore house.

Price: .......

Price: I don't know what I expected.

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