Dec 29, 2024
Napoleon and Josephine lowkey if you squint
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Napoleon and Josephine lowkey if you squint
Napoleon to Josephine in 1796: I miss you babe, will you come visit me? I got you this apartment in Milan
Josephine: *refuses to come and pretends to be sick because she’s having an affair*
Josephine to Napoleon in 1806: I miss you, why don’t you come home? Can’t I visit you on campaign?
Napoleon: *tells her she can’t visit because it’s too dangerous, when it’s actually because he’s having an affair and he’s with his mistress*
Princess Marie Clotilde Bonaparte, née Princess of Savoy, with her three children, Victor, Louis and Maria Letizia in 1867.
Made an icon of Napoleon. Should I use it or keep Denki?
(Feel free to use as long as you credit me)
conversation with my cat
me: what do i need while i'm out
napoleon: mrow
me: mousepad, right
napoleon: mrow
me: and cash, yeah that's it
napoleon: MROW
me: WHAT???
napoleon: MROOOOOOOOW
me: THAT'S ALL I NEEDED FROM THE STORE DON'T YELL AT ME oh dammit you're right i need cat litter too
napoleon: *nods and falls asleep*
Fun Fact Friday! These parellels can't be denied!
Illustration of Lucien Bonaparte, Napoleon’s brother
Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres