these gems i’ve found in my notes
tw: tiny mention of drugs
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“Are you a girl or a boy?”
“I don’t know but I’m starting to hear colors.”
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“I was a good kid.”
“Michael, you sold drugs.”
“Janet, I will push you off a bridge.”
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“You’re… so angry…. and short.”
“If I didn’t value your company, I’d kill you in your sleep.”
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“I’m sorry, it’s just that I’m gay and you’re… short… and filthy. It just wouldn’t work out.”
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“Oh, god, was that expensive?? Please tell me it wasn’t expensive, I’m poor.”
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“Well, what’s a slut to do when in a room filled with simps?”
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“She can not be mentally stable.”
“Don’t worry, I’m not!”
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“Ah, yes. Thou doth shine like a Cullen on the sun.”
— “i’m trying, but i just can’t find my inner silly goofy in these conditions.”
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“i called my superior an asshat, and now i’m running from the law.”
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Small goth man wants to eat eyeballs.
